The monitor glowed in the dark studio, a familiar cascade of blind items waiting to be unpacked. The host leaned forward, her voice low and steady.

“Welcome back to Blind Item Breakdown,” she said. “Our first blind item is about Ariana Grande, her boyfriend SpongeBob, and his ex-wife Lily Jay.”

She pulled up the blind.

“This actress-singer really decided to take a shot at SpongeBob’s ex in her new song. That doesn’t come off very nice.”

“You guys have probably heard Ariana’s song ‘Hate That I Made You Love Me’ by now. It’s all over the radios. And it seems like this song is about her relationship with Ethan. Remember, these two met when they were both married, and they’ve since gotten divorced and gotten together. Ethan left his infant child in the past.”

She paused.

“I do wonder what the setup is for that because Ethan is constantly on Broadway. Like, is Ariana Grande acting like a stepmommy in this situation?”

She pulled up a comment.

“Why in the world are these two still together? He’s clearly not a good influence on her. She’s having her Britney moment. Her voice doesn’t sound like hers most parts of the song.”

Another: “Can tell that it’s AI and not really her singing. I keep seeing people criticize this song, stating that it’s AI. It sounds like it’s AI. The writing seems like AI.”

She raised an eyebrow.

“Could this be true? Could a major pop star like Ariana Grande release an AI song?”

She pulled up the lyrics.

“Ariana sings, ‘Sorry if I made me your type. Yeah, I hate that I made you love me ’cause I barely tried.’ That’s got to be a stab in the heart for Lily Jay. Because Ariana barely tried to swoon Ethan, and she got him.”

She pulled up the album timeline.

“What’s interesting is that before this song and this album cycle was announced, Ariana said that she would need an extra brain and four more arms to release another album because she’s trying to work on film and doing so many other things that she doesn’t have the time to make another album. So to me, it’s a little bit bizarre that a couple months later she magically found all the time to create this album. It kind of makes me believe that maybe there is an AI component.”

She pulled up Ariana’s statement.

“This album’s about breaking up with different kinds of negative attachments, whether it’s my own monsters in my own head, external voices, things that no longer serve me. It was a writing experiment for me to use that as a template.”

She paused.

“Wait, experiment template. It’s kind of sounding a little AI.”

She pulled up the first hinge.

“Ariana Grande said she didn’t have time to make an album. Then she made one anyway. Either she found a wormhole, or she found artificial intelligence. Neither explanation makes her look good, but one of them makes her look human. And the other makes her look like a hologram.”

She pulled up the Lily Jay response.

“Ariana Grande has allegedly responded to Lily Jay’s essay. In their alleged response, a source claims that Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater are just grateful that Lily Jay didn’t completely throw them under the bus in her personal essay. The source also claimed that Lily and Ethan’s divorce agreement restricted Lily from being able to disclose certain details about the events.”

She paused.

“Now, why do you think that would be the case? Not because Ethan and Ariana are innocent.”

She pulled up the rest.

“The source claims that during the legal proceedings, Lily was essentially silenced, not able to speak freely, but ultimately came out of the divorce a winner. I pray that she got at least his entire ‘Wicked’ salary and that he walked away with nothing except the shitty side character role that could honestly be edited out.”

She nodded.

“The source also claims that the ‘SpongeBob’ reference made in the essay was allegedly a low-key jab towards Ethan Slater because he played SpongeBob. Love that for her. And the reason that she decided to write a personal essay versus giving an interview is because she wanted to tell the story on her own terms.”

She pulled up Clavicular. The streamer who couldn’t stop making headlines.

“Our next blind item is about Clavicular. It reads, ‘The neckbone streamer talks smack about workers who are only—’ Isn’t that like all of his friends? ‘But that only pertains to the ones who are not working for him and giving him up to fifty percent of their earnings. He likes those workers just fine.’”

She paused.

“I mean, Clav really doesn’t have any moral boundaries. I wouldn’t be surprised if he himself is on this platform sometime soon. I wonder how much it would cost Peter Thiel to go and fund that venture. Clavicular getting into—I mean, at some point that streaming money is going to run out.”

She pulled up a comment.

“I don’t think that he’s intelligent or threatening enough to be a pimp.”

Another: “He might be the new Joan Rivers.”

She laughed.

“What a weird connection. Please don’t desecrate Joan’s memory by mentioning his name anywhere near hers.”

She pulled up the confrontation clip.

“It does seem like anytime Clavicular runs into an OF model, he does take the opportunity to shame them, which happens a lot because he’s streaming and he’s hanging out with these people. Recently, there was an interaction caught on camera where Clavicular was trying to school somebody over sex work and blaming them for pretty much siphoning other people into this industry.”

She played the clip.

“Get the f— out, dude.”

“What the f— are you?”

“You’re just trying to embarrass—”

“Okay, wait, wait.”

She paused.

“So there’s this guy here. It looks like he’s maybe a—what would you call that? A sub. And she’s got him leashed on the ground. Clavicular seems really bothered.”

“What the f—”

“I think he’s embarrassed.”

“No, you’re trying to embarrass this guy, and it’s disgusting what you’re doing. You’re taking advantage of him. You think it’s okay that you come on my stream and people—”

“You walked over to me.”

“No. You think it’s okay to funnel people? You think it’s okay to do this and run over people?”

“I don’t—I don’t.”

She paused.

“So she called him out for his math usage. You know what I mean? Smoking that math.”

“You need to treat people—”

“You’re funneling young kids. You’re disgusting.”

“Okay.”

“You’re disgusting.”

“Nope.”

“Okay. But you do math and you’re not—”

“I don’t do math. No.”

“You’re disgusting. What you do for work is disgusting.”

“Then why are you—”

“All right. What’s the problem with you?”

She shook her head.

“He loves to say that he’s going to sue somebody. ‘I’m going to sue you for that. I’ll sue you for that.’”

She pulled up the hypocrisy.

“But back to Clavicular, because he is such a hypocrite. He’ll go into one interview and claim that he is doing drugs, but then in another moment he acts brand new, like he’s never actually done that. I mean, really, he should get into politics. But don’t—please don’t give him any ideas. Especially down in Florida. I feel like he might have an opportunity to actually win down there.”

She pulled up the second hinge.

“Clavicular owns an OF agency. He recruits women, promotes them on stream, and takes a percentage. Then he goes on camera and lectures other sex workers about morality. That’s not hypocrisy. That’s a business model. And the only thing worse than the exploitation is the performance of outrage.”

“But he’s such a hypocrite. He’ll go and shame these girls, but at the same time, he would have no problem profiting off of them. Especially in this position as a streamer with all this clout, they love to go and create these agencies where they have a bunch of OF girls where they take a large percentage for them to ultimately sell their nudes.”

She pulled up the agency detail.

“Clavicular owns an OF agency. So if you’ve been wondering how he’s hooking up with so many baddies on stream, it’s not because of looksmaxing. It’s more so because—here’s his current OF roster. He recruits them through a DM, brings them to the club, promotes them on stream, and then collects. He also just bought a club in Miami for networking purposes. So you tell me, what’s the difference between an operation like this and one like this? I think the latter is more honest.”

She pulled up the societal shift.

“What’s fascinating to me is just how society has changed. I feel like back in 2020, 2019, 2018, we had the body positivity movement. Everyone was—you know, everyone wanted to get big and chunky. It was like the thing. Everyone wanted to be big. And then now everyone wants to be small. Everyone wants to be skinny like a pencil. And it’s crazy how times have changed. And even back then, it feels like OF was kind of more respected, or at least not as shamed so publicly and so often. It does seem like it’s become a trend amongst men, and I feel like this was not happening back in 2018, 2019. What do you guys think in the comments below? Hasn’t society switched up on us?”

She pulled up Clive Davis. The hospital. The accusations.

“Our next blind item is about Clive Davis and Whitney Houston. Clive Davis is currently in the hospital at ninety-four years old. He is a very sketchy man. He is part of the reason why Diddy has so much power. A big music mogul who’s been accused of a lot of horrific things.”

She read the blind.

“The record producer/label owner knows as soon as he dies, he won’t be able to control all the stuff about him getting out. Like how he had a hand in the death of an A-list singer. Rest in peace, Whitney Houston.”

She pulled up a comment.

“Clive is a dirty, dirty bird. But damn, he managed a lot of now huge stars.”

Another: “Isn’t Clive Davis rumored to like them really young, too?”

She pulled up the party detail.

“It’s really disturbing how Clive Davis actually had a party at the same hotel where Whitney had died, like pretty much the same day. There was a party going on as Whitney Houston’s body was being removed from the building. I don’t know if that’s exactly the timeline, but pretty much it happened around that time. And it really left a bad taste in people’s mouths that he would go and continue to have this party, completely discredit Whitney, who made a lot of people a lot of money.”

She played the interview clip.

“It was a surreal event where Whitney’s body was still in the hotel, and there was this party where apparently half the room were in tears. The other half were kind of partying.”

“I thought that was complete insanity. I don’t believe that she would have said ‘the show must go on.’ She was the kind of woman that would say, ‘Stop everything. I’m not going to be there.’”

“I don’t know what could motivate a person to have a party in a building where the person whose life he had influenced so enormously and whose life had been affected by her—”

“He obviously worshiped Whitney, and I think he must have gone through agony when he heard this news knowing it was two or three hours till this event. And I think he took the decision to turn it into a tribute to her. I understand that.”

“That would have been right if it really was a true tribute. In my opinion, it would have been maybe call everybody together, let’s say a prayer, and let’s eat dinner and go home. When I hit the tarmac, I found out. I heard. And I couldn’t put on makeup. I couldn’t get dressed. I couldn’t do anything. I was paralyzed.”

She paused.

“As for Clive, he is still ninety-four years young, and it looks like he’s suffering from an upper respiratory infection. And out of an abundance of caution, he was admitted to the hospital. If he ordered the death of Whitney Houston, I hope that the devil himself pays him a visit and escorts him down there.”

She pulled up the third hinge.

“Clive Davis threw a party while Whitney Houston’s body was still in the building. He called it a tribute. Everyone else called it what it was. When you profit off someone’s talent, then party while they’re being carried out, you don’t get to claim you loved them. You get to claim you loved what they made you.”

She pulled up the call for a documentary.

“Okay, we got the Diddy documentary. You know what documentary I need now? Clive Davis. I need that man’s name exposed and ran through the mud, because he’s the reason we don’t have Aaliyah anymore, and he’s the reason we ain’t got Whitney no more. And if you think what 50 Cent was exposing and those documentaries about the music industry was heavy, wait until you find out about Hollywood. For every Diddy in the music industry, there’s ten in Hollywood. And they’re the reason why we don’t have a lot of our favorite actors and actresses anymore. The reason why they got blacklisted—or worse.”

She pulled up Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton. The relationship that wasn’t clicking.

“Our next blind item is about Kimberly and her boyfriend Lewis Hamilton. ‘The illiterate reality star thought her romance with the F1 star would get a lot more attention. No one cares about her or them. He is even getting tired of the game.’”

She paused.

“I do feel like Kim had a planning meeting with Kris, and they were like, ‘Okay, what’s strategic? What can we do that would be better than a rapper?’ She was with Kanye West. We had a comedian with Pete Davidson on SNL, and we saw what happened to him. Damn, he’s like cursed now. But what would be the next step? A race car driver. Race car driver sounds cool on paper, but in reality, it did not translate. Nobody cares. People care more about Kylie’s relationship and Kendall’s relationship.”

She held up her sweater.

“And what do you guys think of this sweater? I’ve had this sweater since literally high school. I got it at a Salvation Army, and it’s LOL, but I’ve had this for so many years. It’s crazy looking, right? It’s so comfy though.”

She pulled up a comment.

“I saw pics of them with her three youngest kids, and it was crazy. He and Kim were all slicked up, and the kids looked sloppy. Wild urchins. There’s no way that he’s going to stick around for that mess.”

She pulled up the long-distance report.

“Well, it looks like Kim Kardashian’s in a very hard place according to this report with Lewis Hamilton and their long-distance relationship. Kim wants marriage and kids with Lewis, but it’s hard to see how that can realistically happen when he’s traveling around the world nine months of the year. The source says he checks every single box for her except being able to provide the stability that she craves at this stage in her life.”

She paused.

“When they first started dating, bouncing around from one track to the next was exciting for Kim. That has already worn thin, though. She has so much going on and can’t be away from LA without feeling stressed.”

She pulled up the fourth hinge.

“Kim Kardashian wanted a race car driver. She got a man who’s gone nine months a year. Now she’s stressed. That’s not a relationship. That’s a long-distance math problem. And the answer is always the same: you can’t build a home with someone who’s never there.”

She pulled up the hard launch.

“Not Kim Kardashian literally hard-launching her relationship on Instagram. He’s Instagram official, but it was like a carousel of photos, and this photo was in the middle of the carousel. This was a nonchalant hard launch. And the fact that these two are hard-launching before Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet. Kylie and Timothée have been dating for the last three years. They have not gone Instagram official.”

She smiled.

“I love this era of the Kardashians and Jenners, though, and all the men that they’re dating. Obviously, you have Kim K and Lewis Hamilton, but you have Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi, Kylie and Timothée, Kourtney and Travis, Corey Gamble and Kris Jenner. It’s just a breath of fresh air to have these men in their life that are drama-free. There’s no controversies. We all remember the past.”

She pulled up Ashton Kutcher and Diddy. The freak-off leaks.

“Our next blind item is about Ashton Kutcher and Diddy. It reads, ‘Which Hollywood star will be in the next leak of the freak-offs? Oh, more freak-offs. So many are being blackmailed, but many didn’t believe their exploits would ever see the light of day because everyone thought all the recordings were in the hands of the feds.’”

She paused.

“The former sitcom actor had refused to pay. Now he’s sweating.”

She pulled up the leaked video.

“Actually, I don’t know. Did you guys see that Diddy leak? I didn’t know if I was going to bring this up here, but I saw a video of—I believe it was—Daphne Joy and Diddy with another male. You could see the other male and the female were featured in the video, and Diddy was behind the camera spraying like baby oil over them. It’s like an adult film.”

She played the commentary.

“Except they feel like it’s special because this is my son’s mom in the actual tape. But we haven’t had any intimacy for twelve years. She can be out back with a dog fell—like that, to be honest with you. And she’s the only person—if we didn’t get into the documentary that I wish we did—because it would be a person that’s there that wasn’t a victim.”

“That wasn’t a victim.”

“No. See, when you think of women, we go empowerment and for women, but let’s not forget that there’s some—”

“That’s not successful.”

“So there’s these people there, and they’re looking for these things like they look for that. So she’s just getting what she actually would if you met at the present moment. Check out the OnlyFans. It’s up eighty-five percent.”

She paused.

“So there’s these people there, and they’re looking for these things like they look for that.”

She pulled up a comment.

“Years ago, I heard Ashton Kutcher was going to be big into protecting girls and women from trafficking movement. I was like, ‘Uh-uh. What are you hiding?’”

She nodded.

“There was a once-upon-a-time where Ashton Kutcher was part of this organization that helped people who are being trafficked, which is again convenient that he’s the one that’s solving this problem that he happens to have alleged ties to.”

She pulled up the Thorn connection.

“Then one of his old bodyguards gives an interview and says, ‘Oh yeah, when he was married to Demi Moore, he was actually still seeing Brittany Murphy on the side.’ That’s years later, of course. But then Brittany Murphy supposedly dies of pneumonia. Five months later, her husband also dies of pneumonia in the same house. Diddy’s ex, Kim Porter, also died of pneumonia. Weird, weird, weird.”

She pulled up the fifth hinge.

“Ashton Kutcher co-founded an app to fight human trafficking. He also co-hosted Diddy’s parties. He also wrote a letter defending a convicted rapist. He also had a bodyguard who said he cheated on his wife with a woman who later died mysteriously. The pattern isn’t a pattern anymore. It’s a portrait. And the frame is made of red flags.”

She pulled up the Hot Ones clip.

“In 2019, Ashton Kutcher did an episode of ‘Hot Ones’ where he basically said he cannot share what had happened at the Diddy parties. He says, ‘Wow, okay, I’ve got a lot I can’t tell.’ He started to think and says, ‘I can’t tell that one either.’ He’s pretty much going through all these different memories and realizing that he can’t share any of them publicly because they’re all that heinous.”

She pulled up Scooter Braun and Taylor Swift. The feud that wouldn’t die.

“Our next blind item is about Scooter Braun and Taylor Swift. ‘The awful manager is straight up lying about the A-list singer.’”

She paused.

“I feel like Scooter Braun’s relationship with Sydney Sweeney has gotten him inspired to do more press and to talk more, but I don’t think he realizes that people do not want to listen to him talk.”

She pulled up a comment.

“And he wonders why no one likes him anymore. Jerk.”

Another: “Taylor didn’t even know that her daddy controlled her and made the deal with Scooter. Scooter and daddy might have been in cahoots to let Taylor have a villain to fight in public.”

She pulled up Scooter’s claim.

“I’m gonna say something on your podcast that I don’t know if people know about that. I don’t know if I’ve ever really said. I don’t know Taylor Swift. I think I’ve met her in my life three times. I have never had a substantial conversation with her in my life.”

She paused.

“He says he’s never even really had a great conversation with her or much of a conversation. It’s all been really quick little moments throughout the years. It’s wild to me that he hasn’t really had a real conversation with Taylor Swift, and he bought the record label that she was a part of. Like, wouldn’t you go and speak to all the artists before you go and buy their work? And he paid $300 million for this. It’s really expensive. You would think that you would go and vet everything. I mean, maybe have a relationship with some of the artists that are there. It seems like the proper thing to do.”

She pulled up the sixth hinge.

“Scooter Braun spent $300 million on Taylor Swift’s masters without ever having a real conversation with her. That’s not business. That’s a transaction. And when you treat art like a commodity, don’t be surprised when the artist treats you like an obstacle.”

She pulled up the Sydney Sweeney and Elon Musk connection.

“It is really interesting that right after the billionaire computer guy was getting especially creepy, the illiterate actress started hooking up with the manager who was able to back the computer guy off. I wonder if it was all a setup to get the actress into the arms of the producer. Computer guy, not book seller. Interesting.”

She paused.

“So we’re talking about Elon Musk here. Maybe he was interested in Sydney before Scooter Braun got her. It does seem like Sydney Sweeney was kind of checking out her options when she went to the Bezos wedding. She was single, trying to figure out the richest guy in the room to go and get with, which—I respect that.”

She pulled up the comment.

“I don’t see Sydney Sweeney as a victim here. She’s been very calculated in how she navigates her career and the men that she aligns herself with. She also doesn’t seem to have much depth or talent. There’s always someone younger, prettier, and more eager waiting in the wings. Her time will pass.”

She pulled up Brad Pitt and the penis cream lawsuit.

“Our next blind item is about Brad Pitt. ‘The permanent A-list actor wants to compete against the guy selling enlargement creams for your—’”

She paused.

“Wait, bigger? I feel like every man’s—you know what is proportioned for their body. If you do anything with it, you’re going to start walking funny. The physics is going to be off.”

She pulled up the lawsuit.

“Well, it does look like Brad Pitt was hit with a bizarre lawsuit from a penis cream company in this legal dispute. The company, Bud, claims that Brad Pitt’s skincare line, Le Domaine, is too similar to their own name and accusing the actor of unfair competition. I mean, the names are really similar. Bud and Le Domaine. It’s like Bud is a shortened version of Le Domaine.”

She pulled up the seventh hinge.

“Brad Pitt’s skincare line costs hundreds of dollars. A penis cream company is suing him for trademark infringement. Both products claim to fight aging. Neither one addresses the real problem: Brad Pitt’s lawyers are going to bill more than either company makes.”

She pulled up the review.

“I don’t know who is buying Brad Pitt’s skincare line, but I’ve tried it. So let’s talk about it. I don’t know where to start—the products or the website—because there are some LOLs to be had with the website. The worst thing is, I actually don’t think it’s AI. Another personal favorite: just holding the cleanser to his ear. The thing is, they’re very expensive. The cream, for example, is £165. And on the site, ‘Why do we love it? Why do we love this cream? It’s a creamy, whipped cream texture with a subtle fragrance. Provides real comfort to the skin and reduces lines and wrinkles.’ There’s nothing bad in here, but there’s nothing that I can see that warrants that price tag.”

She pulled up Latto and Cardi B. The diss track.

“Our next blind item is about Latto and Cardi B. ‘The lottery singer decided not to be friends with the former A-list rapper, which is why she trashed her in a track in her latest release.’”

She paused.

“Latto is coming out with her last album. According to her, she just had a baby—or at least she was pregnant with a baby—and she’s releasing this album. It’s got a lot of mother themes to it, which I appreciate. But calling out Cardi B is a decision I would not make.”

She pulled up the lyrics.

“Latto raps in her song, ‘Talkin’ ’bout buyin’ big mama a bag like my man ain’t already bought it. Like my man ain’t coming off racks. Big bank over here. Big facts. Wish a b— would get in that booth. I’m callin’ up Plaque Boy Max.’”

She paused.

“This person writes, ‘Latto really dared Cardi B to get in the booth in retaliation and told her ghostwriter to send his reader. OMG, Latto dissed Cardi B on her album because of that leaked call with Ice Spice. Let me give Big Mama a few streams tonight.’”

She pulled up the call.

“Latto and Cardi B have had an interesting relationship. A lot of back and forth throughout the years and some trust being broken, especially when that call was leaked. I mean, I feel like if someone is recording my call and planning to leak it to the public where I have a phone call and it’s leaked on social media, I would feel so uncomfortable and weird about it. But it does seem like Cardi and Latto were friends at one point. Maybe they could make up. But Latto putting out this new song about Cardi isn’t a great sign.”

She pulled up the eighth hinge.

“Latto dissed Cardi B because Cardi talked behind her back. Cardi apologized publicly. Latto rapped about it anyway. That’s not a feud. That’s a receipt. And in the music industry, receipts last longer than friendships.”

She pulled up Nicola Peltz and Brooklyn Beckham. The couple with seventy tattoos.

“Our next blind item is about Nicola Peltz and her husband Brooklyn Beckham. ‘The barely there celebrity offspring actress is tired of her husband/plaything. She thinks he is a cuck.’”

She paused.

“Oh, wow, Nicola. Watch your mouth.”

She pulled up a comment.

“He’s going to be a sad boy if they ever divorce, seeing as he has seventy tattoos with her name on his scrawny body.”

She nodded.

“That is true. He has so many tattoos dedicating himself to her.”

Another: “She should hook up with Pete Davidson. She married a nepo baby. What does she expect? Lol.”

She pulled up the feud with Selena Gomez.

“You guys know that Brooklyn and Nicola were best friends with Selena Gomez, and since then, they have not been friends. They’ve had a big fallout. A source claims that Nicola and Selena actually met at an event where she saw Justin and Hailey and needed a wing woman. Nicola swooped in and invited her to sit with her. But eventually, Selena felt like Nicola was stealing her friends as she started hanging out with her friends without her present, and that bothered Selena. So Selena separated herself.”

She paused.

“Their feud was on full display whenever Selena and Benny Blanco got married in September 2025, and Brooklyn and Nicola were not present. ‘Relationships evolve, and it’s true, they’re not as close as they once were, but there wasn’t any one thing that happened.’ The source claims there’s nothing but love and wishes from them for Selena and Benny.”

She pulled up the ninth hinge.

“Brooklyn Beckham has seventy tattoos dedicated to his wife. That’s not romance. That’s a cry for help. And when she gets tired of him—which she already is, according to the blinds—he’s going to have seventy very expensive reminders of a woman who used him to advance her career.”

She pulled up the Beckham family drama.

“So Brooklyn Beckham decided to spill all the tea on his family drama, and he has said that he does not want to reconcile with his family whatsoever. He said that they’re controlling, that they push a narrative, that they push stories in the media. Apparently, Nicola was going to have a dress designed by Victoria, but last minute Victoria decided not to do it. And I honestly think the reason that Victoria did that is because at the end of the day, Victoria and David Beckham did not want Brooklyn to marry Nicola, and they were looking out for their son.”

She paused.

“I have seen stories of Nicola Peltz’s family—what happened with the wedding planner, what’s happened with nannies. And so I believe that David and Victoria were looking out for their son, have always been looking out for their son.”

She pulled up the final hinge.

“Seventy tattoos. A family feud. A wedding where the groom’s mother refused to make the dress. And now blind items about her being tired of him. Brooklyn Beckham didn’t marry a woman. He married a billboard. And the billboard is about to go dark.”

She sat back. The screen cycled through the images—Ariana’s AI allegations, Clavicular’s confrontation, Clive Davis’s party, Kim on a bike, Ashton sweating, Scooter talking, Brad’s skincare, Latto’s diss, Brooklyn’s tattoos.

“I hope you guys enjoyed,” she said. “Please leave a blue heart in the comments below in support of my blue sweater. Woo! We love the thrifted sweater, don’t we? And the blue Red Bull and my blue eyes.”

She smiled.

“But I hope you guys enjoyed, and I’ll see you next time. Bye, guys.”