The monitor glowed in the dark studio, a cascade of headlines flashing across the screen. Kim. Khloé. Kourtney. The parenting wars that never seemed to end.

“Kim Kardashian and her sister Khloé love to call out Kourtney Kardashian on her bad parenting,” the host said, her voice low and steady. “Kim says Kourtney is a mess and that her house is chaotic. Khloé loves to say that Kourtney doesn’t discipline her kids. But in reality, Kim and Khloé are worse parents than Kourtney’s ever been.”

She pulled up the first image. Khloé on her podcast, laughing about something that wasn’t funny at all.

“Kim has been constantly ridiculed for the freedom she’s given her twelve-year-old daughter. And Khloé has been sharing disturbing stories on her podcast about her three-year-old son that has resulted in a ton of backlash. Who’s really the bad parent in the Kardashian family? We’re going to find out today. So let’s get into it.”

She pulled up the Khloé incident first. The one that started everything.

“There was an incident recently on Khloé Kardashian’s podcast, and it brought up this question online about the Kardashians and their parenting. So today I wanted to make a video to speak about this incident and some patterns that I’ve seen between the Kardashian sisters and how they choose to raise their kids.”

She pulled up the clip.

“Khloé was under fire after telling this story on her podcast. And it’s so fascinating to me how her podcast keeps getting her in trouble. She was so excited to launch this ‘Khloé in Wonderland,’ and then she had a bunch of interviews, and I feel like they’ve kind of run out. I mean, we had Tristan Thompson on recently. Now we’re telling these stories that continue to get us in trouble.”

She pulled up the declawing incident.

“Remember I made a video just a couple days ago about how she spoke about declawing her cats, which is technically illegal in California. Like, you can’t even get that procedure done. She probably just wanted to protect her furniture from the cat’s nails, which is disturbing. Just don’t get cats. ‘I’ve never owned cats before. I didn’t even know that was a thing. That’s why my cats are miserable, and it was at my doing. Lost their protection tool. It still makes me sad.’”

She shook her head.

“So this story actually involves Khloé’s best friend, Malika. We all know Malika. She’s been on the screen for years. We love her. And it involves her son, Ace, who had a graduation party. We all know that Khloé shares a son, Tatum, who’s three years old, with Tristan Thompson. And I didn’t know how advanced three-year-olds are, but I guess he expressed himself before this party, stating that he did not want to go to this party—this graduation party for Ace.”

She paused.

“I mean, at this rate, just leave the kid home. But Khloé wanted him to go to this party. And when he got there, he looked at his mother and told her that he’s going to ruin it. And if a three-year-old looks at me and tells me, ‘Hey, I’m going to ruin this party’—I mean, actually, I just think that’s such a bizarre thing for a three-year-old to say. I probably would be like, ‘Wait, what possessed you?’”

She pulled up the buffet table detail.

“Khloé added that Tatum nearly flipped over a buffet table before she stopped him. She said, ‘I was like, no, you’re not. It’s hot. It’s like boiling water. So he didn’t do that, but it was so funny.’ Hmm. I think that’s the problem with Khloé telling this story. It’s the fact that she’s making it all sound so funny. No, Khloé. It’s not funny.”

She played the clip of Khloé telling the story.

“Tatum is so funny. If he doesn’t want to do something, he’s such a Leo. He’s like, ‘I’m not doing that.’ So earlier in the day, I was like, we’re going to go to Ace’s graduation lunch. He’s like, ‘I don’t want to go.’ You know, he’s three. He’s fine. He’s going to go.”

“And so me, him, Dream, True, Chicago, and Psalm—we all went to this graduation lunch. And Tatum comes in, and he was like, ‘I don’t want to be here.’ He bolts to the balloon garland, knocks it over. I’m mortified. He’s deliberately making a big mess. He’s at this water fountain splashing water everywhere. He took the coloring books from True and Dream and Psalm. He’s grabbing the candy. He would just see a section, demolish it, go to the next section. He saw the food buffet, and he’s like, ‘I’m going to flip all that over.’ I was like, ‘No, you’re not. It’s hot. It’s like boiling water.’ So he didn’t do that. But it was so funny. And I called the nanny. I was like, ‘Are you nearby? ‘Cause you have to come and get him.’”

She paused the video.

“She thought it was so funny. And then she can phone up the nanny and have them come and scoop up Tatum. Which is such a crazy privilege. That must be so nice. Like when your kid is just doing a little bit too much, ‘Hey, can we call in the nanny?’”

She pulled up the backlash.

“Some questioned how Malika must have felt during the destruction at her son’s special event. Like, did Malika think this was funny? Others took issue with Khloé attributing the behavior to astrology. Stop blaming bad behavior on zodiac signs.”

She pulled up a comment.

“I mean, that is so LA. It’s like, ‘Oh, he’s just a Sagittarius. He’s used to doing that.’ I don’t like when any bad behavior is excused, whether it’s zodiac or like people love to go and use excuses all the time. But no, your star sign did not make you do that.”

She pulled up another.

“I think I would have kept this story to myself, right? So if Malika’s son, Ace, did that at one of your celebrations for your children, how would you have felt? What would you have thought? It’s not funny at all. Never mind the impact this had on Malika’s son. His beautiful day is ruined by a privileged child that doesn’t want to stay and watch someone be recognized. I hope that he got some kind of consequence.”

She pulled up a defense.

“If it’s normal, when you saw him destroy the balloon garland, you didn’t think to remove him from the environment?”

Another: “Y’all are weird. No, it wasn’t funny in the moment, but obviously it’s funny now that it’s over.”

She shook her head.

“Lots of mixed reactions. She called the nanny to come and get him instead of disciplining him. That’s actually not funny.”

The first hinge landed as Khloé laughed through the destruction: “Khloé Kardashian watched her three-year-old son demolish a graduation party and called it ‘so funny.’ Then she called the nanny to clean up the mess. That’s not parenting. That’s outsourcing accountability. And when you’re the one telling the story, you don’t get to play victim when people notice.”

She pulled up Malika’s response.

“I want to talk about Malika going up and helping Khloé clean up some of her mess. You know what I mean? You got to get yourself a best friend who’s going to help you with your dirty work. And I feel like Malika got a text message from Khloé like, ‘Hey, the world is really upset that I told this story and made light of it. I need some damage control. Can you post?’”

She played Malika’s response.

“I wasn’t going to do this, but I feel like it’s extremely necessary to address the topic of Khloé and her son Tatum. This new narrative that her child in some way ruined my son’s graduation party could not be further from the truth. My son’s party was amazing from start to finish.”

She paused.

“And I’m sure the party was amazing. The problem here is that Khloé literally said in the podcast clip we just watched that her son tried to destroy and ruin Malika’s son’s party. So we’re just getting—that’s the story we’ve been told.”

She pulled up Malika’s defense of Tatum.

“He’s a toddler. He’s learning. His mother is raising him and paying attention. I am not in a position to defend her, but I always defend my kids. My nephew is straight. He didn’t do anything wrong. We had a wonderful time. And I’m wishing you guys a healthier narrative when it comes to other people’s kids. And just know we’re good. We got this.”

She raised an eyebrow.

“I mean, I actually—one thing about Malika is I would never cross Malika. Like, I’m never—you just don’t do that to Malika. Malika, please. You could have kept this. Nobody cared what you said. That little boy was wrong.”

She pulled up the comments.

“One thing about Malika is that she’s going to do what Khloé tells her to do.”

“Lamar Odom must be the real daddy. He came in like a crack.”

She winced.

“Oh, hell no. People are being—so this is why we’ve got Malika responding, because these are the kind of comments we’re getting. Problem wasn’t that the three-year-old did it. The problem was that Khloé found humor in it. I have four children. None of them acted this way at three.”

She pulled up Khloé’s response on social media.

“I’m going to get my glasses on ’cause I don’t like to wear my contacts when I am filming. Regretfully, I told a story on my podcast that is getting blown way out of proportion. Maybe my choice of words were over the top, but seeing how quickly people turn, especially on a child, is vile. Tatum was being so cute and silly. Nothing was ruined. It was a three-minute moment. No one was upset. And yes, both my children get appropriately disciplined when they need to be. I just don’t broadcast it.”

She paused.

“I mean, yeah, I don’t like that either. I’m glad the girls are like—Khloé told a story that she probably shouldn’t have told. And I’m glad that they’re coming out and they’re addressing it. And, you know, they’re trying to at least protect the children here, even though just telling the story from the beginning is putting them in a vulnerable place.”

She pulled up the second hinge.

“Khloé says she disciplines her children but doesn’t broadcast it. She’s broadcasting everything else. The problem isn’t the discipline. It’s that she thought a three-year-old threatening to destroy a party was a funny story to share with millions of people. That’s not parenting. That’s content. And there’s a difference.”

She pulled up Kourtney. The sister who got all the criticism.

“There’s been so much talk about Kourtney. Let’s talk about Kourtney and of course Kim.”

She pulled up the Cory Gamble fight. The one that went too far.

“I will never forget the fight that Corey Gamble and Scott Disick got into over dinner because of how Kourtney’s kids were behaving and how nasty that fight was. You know, a lot of things in reality TV are fake. This was a really real moment. A little bit too real.”

She played the clip.

“Penelope does not care. Every kid is different. I’m sorry, but if he scratched me for no reason, I’m whipping her, and I’ll explain to y’all later.”

She paused.

“So essentially in the situation, Kourtney is talking about how one of the nannies was let go or got into an incident with Penelope, and Penelope scratched the nanny. Well, at this moment, Corey’s reacting to that. Like, if your kid is scratching nannies, the kid needs to be disciplined, not the nanny.”

“I would whoop her.”

“You would whoop Penelope’s ass if she scratched you?”

“I would give her a spanking for sure.”

“My daughter—are you talking about?”

“Scratch me.”

“You would whip my daughter’s ass if she touched you?”

“Why not?”

“If she scratched you, a little six-year-old girl—”

She paused.

“This is crazy. And I also totally see what Scott Disick is saying here. Like, it’s not even like they’re blood related at this point. Corey Gamble is the boyfriend of Kris. He doesn’t know much about this kid. Don’t you dare, Corey Gamble, put your hands on my child. Oh, hell no. I would be—it’d be like Scott Disick. You’re going to see his neck popping out. He’s going to get all angry.”

“That’s the problem. But that’s the problem.”

“But that’s the problem. You’re not going to beat my little daughter.”

“Not beat. I don’t think he’s meaning like—he does mean that.”

“You just said you would beat my daughter.”

She paused.

“Do I think that Corey Gamble actually would go and beat Scott’s daughter? No. But would I let Corey Gamble ever be alone around my child? Hell no.”

She pulled up a comment.

“Kourtney is a bad parent. Pathetic. Kourtney, discipline your daughter.”

Another: “Scott is an ass and an idiot.”

She played the rest of the clip.

“You would hit my daughter?”

“Not hit her to hurt her, but—”

“You just said I would whoop her ass.”

“I mean, no, I’ll whip your ass.”

She laughed.

“Wait, I like how Corey just switched up. He’s like, ‘No, no, I’m not going to whip her ass. I’m going to whip your ass.’ Like, Gramps, get it together.”

“How much love do I give your kids? If your kids scratch me in the face, you don’t think they deserve to be popped?”

“Not at all.”

“I’m sorry, Corey.”

“They should have—that’s—”

“But they need to be—you’re very angry, Corey.”

“No, you just got very angry.”

“You just said you would beat my daughter.”

She paused.

“Scott Disick is like one person you never want to get into a fight with because he would be like—he definitely diverts the conversation and makes it even worse. He’s definitely an instigator. But I also see his point here. Like, I can’t imagine Corey Gamble getting physical with my child.”

She pulled up the third hinge.

“Kourtney’s house is chaotic. Her kids don’t listen. She doesn’t discipline. That’s what the family says. But when Corey Gamble threatened to spank Penelope, Kourtney didn’t laugh. She didn’t call a nanny. She went to war. Say what you want about her parenting, but she protects her children. That’s more than some of her sisters can say.”

She pulled up Kim. The parenting that had everyone talking.

“You guys know Kim Kardashian has received plenty of heat because of the way that she parents her children, specifically her oldest two, North and Saint. I will never forget that Kim said publicly that she raises her two eldest differently than her two youngest. It’s like her two eldest, they’re allowed to be having phones. They’re allowed to explore the world. And the two youngest are actually being raised like children should be and being protected. And I don’t know why she’s raising half of her kids differently than the other half.”

She pulled up the throwback. Kanye protecting North.

“There was a point where I feel like Kanye and Kim were actually good parents. Throwback to Kanye having his worship Sunday days where he would have his church outside. Actually, there was this clip that I remembered—it was Kanye protecting his daughter from some creep coming up and trying to speak to his children. I just wish that Kanye was the same kind of father he was during his Christian era. If we had the old Kanye back, we probably would have a different situation here.”

She pulled up the face piercings.

“Kim and Kanye are being accused of bad parenting for allowing their twelve-year-old daughter to have these face piercings, to have this alternative look. Now, not all these are piercings. The ones on her fingers are actual piercings, which still makes me get the heebie-jeebies. Like, I just feel like as a twelve-year-old, that is damage that you’re doing to yourself and your skin. And the infections and—it’s just so unnecessary. Imagine you have a little mesh. She’s got a lot of outfits, right? She’s got a little mesh something or a little—it get stuck in there, rip out. Ouch.”

She pulled up the corset photo.

“Kim Kardashian in Rome with her daughter who’s twelve years old wearing a corset publicly. We all know that Kim looks in the mirror. She takes many photos of herself before she steps out into the public because she wants to see how is the flash reflecting on her outfit and her skin. She’s doing these constant checks. So there’s no excuse for why she would allow her young daughter here to be wearing this out in public. She knew that it would be getting bad attention.”

She pulled up the analysis.

“Kim Kardashian has been famous for what, twenty years now? She was boosted into fame through the famous tape with Ray J. And she knows how the media works. She’s turned that tape into a billion-dollar empire. So she let North West put that outfit on, fully knowing that she was going to step out of that hotel to go to dinner in Rome and be photographed and put on display for the entire world to see as a twelve-year-old. And Kim still allowed that to happen.”

She paused.

“Either they were not getting views, not getting ratings, no one was talking about the Kardashians. And allowing your kid to be subjected to the world like that and to paparazzi—to me, that is bad parenting and exploitation. You don’t have to agree, but that’s my opinion and that’s my take on it.”

She pulled up the Kanye live stream.

“And by me showing that old clip of Kanye, I want to make it very clear—I don’t think that he’s a good influence at all. Actually, at one point he was on a live stream on social media speaking about his daughter, North. And he said publicly that North had torn up some couches at her home—so at Kim’s home—because she wanted to see her father so badly. Kim did not want North to spend time with Kanye. So North rebelled and ripped up couches, and ultimately she got to go and see her dad again. But Kanye telling this story publicly just again puts his daughter and his children in this horrible position publicly.”

She played the clip.

“All y’all rich, y’all kids in that Zionist school. Sierra Canyon. My daughter ripped up the mother couches in the house to be able to be with me right now. Y’all don’t know what’s going on for real.”

She paused.

“Where y’all TikTok-ing and all that? Y’all put up with all that—”

She shook her head.

The fourth hinge landed as Kim posed North in a corset: “Kim Kardashian knows exactly what the paparazzi will photograph. She knows exactly how the internet will react. She has spent twenty years mastering the art of getting attention. And she put her twelve-year-old daughter in a corset and walked her out the door. That’s not ignorance. That’s a choice. And when you choose to exploit your child for headlines, you don’t get to call yourself a protective mother.”

She pulled up Kim’s new relationship. Lewis Hamilton.

“Let’s talk a little bit about Kim. I saw that Kim did a photo dump where she posted her boyfriend, Lewis Hamilton. They’re getting serious. Look at Kim’s face here. She actually included a live photo of this, and you could see that she was too focused on the photo that she ran into his bike. I wonder if she fell off or what happened here. Biking can be dangerous, huh? While the nannies and the bodyguards are taking care of the children, Kim is out here living her best newly dating life. I was going to say single life, but she’s not single. She’s acting like she doesn’t have anything at home.”

She pulled up the family dinner.

“Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton recently brought their moms along for an intimate family dinner. So they were all together for Scott Disick’s birthday, and Kim wanted us to talk about how she was with Carmen, Lewis’s mother. But people were focused on Scott’s son. Look at this photo of his son. Reign is bad. This person writes, ‘Reign gives Bieber attitude. Lol. Reign is my spirit animal.’”

She pulled up the comments about the seating arrangement.

“This person writes, ‘Lewis stuck his elderly mom in the back seat. Really? Oh, hell no. His mother should have been in the front. Kim is so privileged.’ Another person writes, ‘Oh, hell no. Your mom belongs in the front seat.’ What do you guys think? Do you think that Carmen should be in the front seat or the back seat? I mean, those cars are so nice. That back seat might have a little massager built in. Who knows?”

She pulled up the comments about Scott.

“For these photos of Scott, this person writes, ‘Is that Ozempic or Oxy face? He looks like a drug addict.’ And Scott might need rehab again. Either way, it does seem like this was a moment to bring families together. And good for Scott for keeping it so cool with Kim that he’s still involved this heavily. I’m sure it drives Kourtney insane.”

The fifth hinge landed as Kim focused on her new relationship: “Kim Kardashian is riding bikes with Lewis Hamilton and going to family dinners with his mother. Meanwhile, her twelve-year-old daughter is wearing corsets on red carpets and tearing up couches to see her father. The priorities are on display for everyone to see. The question isn’t whether Kim loves her kids. The question is whether she loves being famous more.”

She sat back. The screen cycled through the images—Khloé laughing about Tatum’s destruction, Malika defending the indefensible, Corey threatening to spank Penelope, North in a corset, Kanye ranting about ripped couches, Kim on a bike with Lewis.

“Kim and Khloé love to call out Kourtney. They say she’s a mess. They say her house is chaotic. They say she doesn’t discipline her kids. But look at the evidence. Kourtney’s kids aren’t on red carpets in corsets. Kourtney’s kids aren’t being discussed on podcasts as cautionary tales. Kourtney’s kids aren’t having their tantrums broadcast to millions of people. Kourtney’s kids are just… kids. Living in a chaotic house with a mother who actually shows up.”

She paused.

“Khloé thought a three-year-old threatening to destroy a party was funny. Kim thought a twelve-year-old in a corset was fine. Kourtney drew a line when someone threatened to spank her daughter. That’s not a mess. That’s a mother.”

She pulled up the final hinge.

“The Kardashian sisters have spent years judging each other’s parenting. Kourtney is too permissive. Khloé is too absent. Kim is too fame-obsessed. But the truth is, they’re all bad parents in different ways. The only difference is that Kourtney is the only one who seems to know it. And that, more than any nanny or discipline method, might be the most important thing of all.”

She reached for her water.

“I want to hear what you guys think in the comments below. I am editing this video myself. All myself. I did a lot of the research myself. I did have a little bit of help, but yeah, I want to hear what you guys think in the comments below. Please comment a heart below, something to keep my channel up and alive and thriving. Thank you. I love you guys, and I’ll see you soon. Bye.”