Taylor And Travis’ MAJOR Wedding DRAMA?!
Okay, this is a different form of heated rivalry. Former hockey great Sean Avery—there was a shootout on his property. His crazy neighbor shot out the tires of the contractor building a new deck at the house. Sean says the neighbor is in a standoff with the police. And as that is all going on, the neighbor sends two hookers up to the house.
What?
We are slowly learning the guest list for the Taylor and Travis wedding. Karlie Kloss got an invite. If you remember, they were friends and had this big fallout. They actually squashed whatever beef they had, and now she got an invite to the wedding.
Does she invite any of her exes?
No.
Why not? It would be really mature to—
Would you invite your exes to your wedding?
Exes? So we got Carl Radke from Summer House amid part two of the Summer House reunion. What is the messiest reunion episode? They are all messy. Honestly, the biggest thing that came out of this reunion: Amanda and Kyle have not had sex basically their entire marriage.
“We have a very unhappy marriage where there are no needs being met.”
Four years they have not had sex.
No, that cannot be.
“There are no needs for four years.”
He did not—no.
So, Wanda cannot even make a sentence.
Morgan Wallen addressed his onstage piano-flipping hissy fit. He posted a video on TikTok showing off the piano he was using for that night’s concert. “This piano is working. That is what they told me last night.”
It is definitely a shot at his crew.
Clearly.
I know. He is so mad.
That is so weird if that really is a shot at his crew.
You mean holding a grudge for a couple days against your employees?
It is the most sought-after list to be on since Schindler’s. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding guest list. And guess who made the cut in an interesting twist? Karlie Kloss got an invite.
Yes, Taylor’s former BFF, who she had a falling out with circa 2018 for reasons unknown. People thought it was politics because Karlie Kloss married Joshua Kushner, who is the brother of Jared. Obviously Jared is very friendly with Trump, who Taylor is not a real fan of. And Joshua is buddies with Scooter Braun, who Taylor also had a tiny issue with.
Oh, this is so petty.
Why is it petty?
“You are not my friend because you are friends with somebody I do not like.”
It is a little high school, but this is the ultimate high school wedding. Note: we are not condoning getting married in high school, kids, but it is the prom queen and the football jock. Even the class clown will be there.
Another person that we learned is going to be going to the wedding is Benson Boone. You know, he is going to be doing backflips in a circle on the dance floor.
Where is this thing going to be?
It has to be in New York.
No, it is going to be in New York, but where?
I do not know.
Thanks for your help.
I was going to say, what is the biggest house in New York? But it is Epstein’s. Yeah, pretty sure we can rule that one out. But the big question: will Tay invite any of her famous exes?
There is no way Travis would be okay with an ex showing up.
Why not? It would be really mature to invite.
Would you invite your exes to your wedding?
Exes?
Stop. She totally showed up. Glad you buried the hatchet, Karlie and Taylor.
Kristin Cavallari revealed a story about a date she went on with an A-lister, a very famous man. He said, “You know how when you first start dating someone, you have those insecurities about your body? Can I just tell you mine?” And I am like, “Yeah, what?” He said, “I have a mole on my—” And he is like, “Can I just show it to you?” And I am like, “Yeah.”
Wait, what?
What?
This is so not sexy.
“I put my glasses on and—”
Did she ever have sex with the guy? No, she is like a dermatologist checking for—
“I am literally sitting there going, I do not see anything.”
Maybe we should normalize being honest about things like this.
What do you mean, things like this? Like our insecurities on dates.
Yeah. Would you rather be surprised by that or told about that?
Okay. How far do you take it? Do you take it where a woman says, “Okay, I am going to take all my makeup off so you can see what I really look like.”
Why is taking off makeup an insecurity?
It is a cover.
That is not an insecurity.
I am sorry.
It is a literal and figurative cover.
Show your beard. Take off your beard. Yeah.
“I put my glasses on and—”
It is our News of the Worlds. And by worlds, we mean Los Angeles, California, where Mayor Karen Bass has defeated challenger Spencer Pratt. Except not really, just yet. There will be a runoff in the L.A. mayoral election. It is going to be between Karen Bass and either Spencer Pratt or Nithya Raman. The results are coming in. Last we checked, the mayor had thirty-four point eight percent of the vote. Pratt had thirty point four percent.
Can we just stop this? It is so depressing.
Ziyang, what the hell is your problem? This is my city. With all the people that could run, this is what we are stuck with.
It is always the same way.
Who is inspiring you?
Well, Spencer inspires a lot of people.
Why? Because Batman?
People love it. People just want something different.
He had cool ads.
Well, some would say cool, others would say weird and disturbing. But hey, whatever tickles your pickle.
He had a game-changing plan to address homelessness, which is the number one issue for many people.
I am not slamming Spencer.
You just did. You just made fun of him. You have been making fun of him.
By the way, this is not an endorsement of Karen Bass. This city sucks right now.
She actually—how has this gone down under Karen Bass? Three thousand people—
What is so bad about her?
Did you see the fires?
Why is that on her?
On her watch. It burned down. Natural disasters happen on somebody’s watch.
Look, the point is we are at a crossroads here in the City of Angels. But hear this. We simply cannot give up. It is a time to stand and fight and choose the candidate who shall bring us into the future. And it is certainly no time for apathy.
Whatever. Whatever is going to happen.
Okay, screw it. We will see two of you guys in November.
So, this hot girl summer is going to be one for the books. As y’all know, Megan Thee Stallion recently broke up with Klay Thompson, but she recently dropped a little snippet of a new song she has coming up. She did not give us a title, did not give us a release date, just some bars that are clear shots at Klay.
Wow.
She is really not over it, huh?
No, she is over it.
No, she is not over it.
She is definitely not over it.
She is over it.
She is not over it.
Okay, this is hurt talking. She is clearly hurt.
She is outside having fun with all of her girls, shaking her butt, having a great time. She is over it.
Klay hears this song, and he knows all he has to do is call at the right time of the night.
Go on. She is so hurt.
No, she had time to heal. She took the time off from—Broadway?
You know what Klay did when he heard these lyrics? He banged somebody else.
There is a standoff at the house. He is inside. He has got guns.
That is former NHL star Sean Avery talking about a crazy incident involving his Hollywood Hills neighbor on Tuesday morning. Even Sean cannot believe it. Sean has had issues with neighbors in the past. What happened was he is having a deck built. He had contractors at his property, and for whatever reason, his neighbor opened fire on their vehicle and shot out one of their tires.
Well, construction is pretty noisy, but this seems a tad overboard. Luckily, Sean was not home, nor his wife. He is shooting a movie in Mexico. He knows what is going on at his house either from the police or from his security cameras, and he posts a video where he says, “This is crazy. My god, I am juggling a lot of things right now. I am on set. I am trying to watch the hockey game.”
“Game One was amazing.”
“Who played?”
“Come on. I do not want to embarrass you guys. Let’s go.”
“Thanks for thinking of us. Anyway, my crazy neighbor shot out the tires of the contractor building a new deck at the house.”
And then it gets weird. He calls two hookers and tries to frame me. He sends two hookers up to the house for me. I am not even there—as a smoke screen.
I do not understand that as a smoke screen, and we do not know that it actually happened. Maybe it is just two Avon ladies came up to Sean’s door and he thought they were hookers because people often mistake Avon ladies for hookers. But thank god no one was hurt, and police responded. The guy was arrested for criminal threats. But no word on if the hookers were paid. Thanks, Sean, and glad you were not home for all that.
The hookers—Morgan Wallen addressed his onstage piano-flipping hissy fit. He did it in a kind of charming way. He posted a video on TikTok of him showing off the electric piano he was using for that night’s concert. “Hey, I just want you guys to know that right now this piano is working. That is what they told me last night, too.”
Oh, he is still mad about it.
Oh, so he is defending his petulance. And then he captioned the video, “Can’t you tell I am so distraught over my piano?” kind of to like—
He is joking there. Blow it over. Yeah.
Although it is a shot at his crew.
That is so weird. If that really is a shot at his crew.
You mean holding a grudge for a couple days against your employees?
Really?
Very interesting.
“That is what they told me last night.”
Coming up, we got Carl Radke from Summer House amid part two of the season ten Summer House reunion. Did more people watch Love Island last night or this reunion?
I had to do both. It was a long night last night.
Do not you guys ever go to bed?
No.
So, it went—
Plus, Pride Month is tearing apart Congress. One of the congressmen, Andy Ogles from Tennessee, posted, “Homosexuality has no place in America.” We spoke to Mike Lawler, Republican from New York. His reaction to this was, “Frankly, I just think he is an idiot for saying something like that.”
The new cover of the Madden video game. Bears quarterback Caleb Williams. He has got the nail polish. It is no longer controversial to paint your nails.
Go to Idaho. I would think not.
Right.
Tonight is a big night: reunion episode two. Oh yeah, it is Carl Radke from Summer House at LAX talking about the insane drama that went down during the second part of the reunion. Like an emotionally distraught Amanda walking off set.
“I think I need to take a break for a second.”
“Okay, take your time, girl.”
And Carl’s super sweet moment with ex-fiancée Lindsay Hubbard. “I care about you and I always will.” Lindsay has been posting photos with Carl and her daughter Gemma. And he tells us that actually all this drama between West and Amanda has brought Carl and Lindsay closer together than ever.
Well, then we got to ask: is there a world where the two of you get back together?
“No, I think that genie flew out of the bottle.”
Pretty sure genies live in their bottles and return frequently, but we get your point. Just friends. But let us talk about the biggest takeaway from the night.
Amanda and Kyle have not had sex like basically their entire marriage.
“No, that cannot be.”
“We have a very unhappy marriage where there are no needs being met.”
“How many years was it that needs were not being met for?”
“The entire time.”
Four years and zero sex.
You have to do it once a year. That is a rule.
Once a year. Your birthday sounds really special.
Anyway, Amanda and West are still holed up in Italy together, far away from the reunion firestorm, but it does seem like fans are finally supporting their true love.
“He is going to cheat on you if he has not already, and he is going to leave you.”
Scratch that. The haters are still going strong. So, thanks, Carl. Cannot wait to watch part three. Appreciate you.
“I love it.”
“Are you from New York?”
“I am from here.”
“You are from L.A.?”
We got Rowan Blanchard of Handmaid’s Tale fame. She is on a new show, The Testaments. We asked her if she is from New York, and she says no, she is from L.A.
“Oh my god. Are you a Lakers fan?”
“Hell no. I was raised only being allowed to root for the Knicks because my dad is from New York.”
“So that is your family.”
“I am not allowed to root for the Lakers.”
“Oh, hell yeah. That is how it is.”
“Same here. My son is an L.A. kid, but he is a New York Knicks fan. I got to tell you, this is admirable. When your team is that bad for that long and you stick with them, that is admirable.”
“Exactly. Absolutely. Well said.”
She could have been rooting for championship teams over the years, but instead she stuck with the name.
“How does a father tell somebody you cannot?”
“Are you kidding me? You tell them, ‘No.’ I bought him an orange backpack.”
“Your dad would say to you, ‘You have to root for a team that—'”
Harvey joined a different team than his parents would root for. He was the team supreme. Thank you for being so sweet and cool.
“That was just an extremely idiotic statement on his part.”
That is Representative Mike Lawler commenting on his fellow Republican Congressman Andy Ogles’s recent tweet suggesting gay people do not belong in America.
“It is pretty disgusting. I do not think anybody would like any sitting politician would say that.”
Well, interesting reaction to this. We spoke to several people on the Hill yesterday, including Republican Mike Lawler from New York. His reaction was to say that Andy Ogles, “Frankly, I just think he is an idiot for saying that.”
We also got Ted Cruz, who stated pretty firmly that “the behavior of consenting adults is their business.” I found that really interesting that Ted Cruz said that. Ted Cruz made a statement that people can live their lives the way they want.
And speaking of making statements, Congressman Ogles made one himself when he deleted the tweet and blamed it on a member of his comms team, saying the post was stupid, hurtful, and a complete distraction from his America First focus. The employee has been reprimanded—not fired, reprimanded. Hopefully that same staffer was also behind the congressman’s tweets saying Muslims do not belong in America and referring to Zarin Mamdani as “little Muhammad” while calling for him to be deported. Because yeah, the homophobic one was not Andy’s first hateful tweet rodeo.
So what have we learned? Congresspeople sometimes do speak their minds, and today is not a good day to be a member of Andy Ogles’s comms team. Thanks for your candor, Congressman Lawler.
“People should be free to be who they are. That is something that I respect and always will.”
The new cover of the Madden video game is out. Some history has been made here. Bears quarterback Caleb Williams has landed the cover. He famously paints his nails. And on the Madden cover, he has got the nail polish. Look, obviously this is a hot button issue. A lot of football fans do not like it. “Why has he got his fingernails painted?” Hold on. With young kids, it is no longer controversial to paint your nails.
“It is not.”
Go to Idaho. I would think not.
Right. We all think it is great, but we are being very coastal elite right now. I will be honest with you. I mean, do what you want to do. But when I see it, I really notice it. There are some guys at my gym that do it. They are brutes, and then they have nails. I thought, well, that does not align. And then I thought, well, why am I saying that? I feel bad that I notice it so much.
Do you throw slurs at them?
Coming up, Nikki Glaser just celebrated her birthday in Paris, and her boyfriend Chris Convy got her a homemade Survivor challenge to do while in Paris.
What does that even mean?
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Nikki Glaser just celebrated her birthday in Paris, and her boyfriend Chris Convy got her a homemade Survivor challenge to do while in Paris.
What does that even mean?
So people get these built on Etsy. They get old challenges that were done on Survivor. Like make—
I do not even know what that means.
The television show Survivor.
No, I know. But what do you mean, resurrecting the challenge?
It is like a home version of the game. So you can do the challenge. If you win, you get immunity. You do not want to be voted off. You do not want to go home.
It is like this wooden thing that you are balancing a ball on, but it has a curved edge, so you have to find the level of it.
And you are like walking through Paris to do this?
She is just—she has the Eiffel Tower behind her. She is just standing there doing it.
What?
I mean, cool.
Coming up, the desert is hot, and Jason Momoa is so much hotter. I remember like a month or so ago, was not there a picture of Jason with kind of a dad bod?
The desert is hot, and Jason Momoa is so much hotter. He had a soundcheck in the desert at Pioneertown for his band, O’TTATA.
I remember like a month or so ago, was not there a picture of Jason with kind of a dad bod?
It is still a dad bod, by the way, but it is like a hot dad bod.
Jason actually lives on the road. He does not have a home.
Is that right?
Yeah. He prefers just to be place to place to place. He has no place.
I find that—I have been thinking about that this week. Sometimes we complicate our lives so much with stuff.
It is so true.
Yeah.
But if you are dating a guy that lives out of hotels, that is a red flag. He cannot commit to having a home. It shows you a lot about what your future could be.
That is such a dig at women—that they need attachment, they need security. It is like, why cannot a woman be a free spirit like a guy? Well, look at Jenny from Forrest Gump. It did not really work out for her.
Well, that was different. Did you get to the end of the movie? She died. That was like—
