This Celeb Took It Too Far…WITH HER SON?!

This Celeb Took It Too Far…WITH HER SON?!

One thing bigger than the USA 250 celebration—that is Taylor Swift’s wedding, and we are getting an idea on where it’s going to be. People have been talking about Rhode Island because she has a big estate there. TMZ DC found Senator Sheldon Whitehouse from Rhode Island.

“I think that she gave Rhode Island a pass.”

Isn’t this a bad look for Senator Whitehouse? What is he going to do? You have got to lobby. Give Taylor Swift a tax break. The billionaire tax break.

Mandy Moore said that when she was giving birth, she was taking a long time to push. And the doctor was saying to the midwife, like, “I hear him complaining to the midwife that there’s a lobster truck outside. He probably wasn’t going to get a lobster roll for lunch.”

“I think I’m going to miss the lobster roll lunch.”

I just do not think seafood would be at the top of my dance card.

We got Rain Michaels, the daughter of Bret Michaels, and she is on Calabasas Confidential.

“I did mention FeetFinder to him, which was kind of a big thing.”

“I want you to live out all the stuff you want to do.”

“So, are you okay with me doing FeetFinder?”

“You can make money off your feet. Go for it.”

“Are you on camera saying that we are free to make FeetFinder accounts?”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa. We have a deal.”

“You have an exclusive deal on her feet?”

“Yep.”

Welcome to Tick Tock Toes.

Marc Jacobs went unrecognized at his own store.

“Let’s see if we can go the whole way without her knowing who she’s helping.”

This is Undercover Boss. No, but he is not undercover. Most people in this room would not know what Marc Jacobs looks like. But if you work for the company, you should know. No, but like if you worked at P.F. Chang’s, if P.F. Chang came in, I would know.

I was just thinking some random.

And now it is time for another episode of Where in the World Is Taylor Swift? Today’s pick: Rhode Island, because she has a big estate there. There is a particular country club that is near her home that people think would be a good location. It is the Ocean House Country Club. We were talking to people this morning who were saying that a lot of people in Rhode Island are buzzing that it might be them.

If only we could talk to a Rhode Island insider.

“Excuse me, Senator Whitehouse.”

So, lo and behold, TMZ DC to the rescue. Charlie just so happened to find Senator Sheldon Whitehouse from Rhode Island. All right, he will definitely have answers.

“Hey, Taylor Swift reportedly is about to get married in Rhode Island.”

“I don’t know about that. I think that she gave Rhode Island a pass, but I hope so. I would love to have her in Rhode Island.”

Sounds like that is a Rhode Island no, no. Which means it is probably New York, especially after the NYPD commissioner just suggested the city might need extra officers for events like the NBA Finals, the World Cup, all as potentially Taylor Swift’s wedding. I am kidding.

But are you? Because it sounds like New York City wins. But there is a twist. I talked to somebody this morning who said it is possible that they would literally have people go to the airport and they would fly them somewhere.

“Yeah. Switcheroo.”

Thanks for letting us know the technical term. But come on, a Big Apple wedding sounds magical. Like, New York in July is oppressive.

“They have this thing called air conditioning in New York City. It is going to be fine.”

You get sweaty going there, though.

“They also have a lot of rats there.”

Smells like trash in the summer.

New York: come for the weddings, stay for the heat and garbage and rats. Thanks for the info, Senator Whitehouse. Bye.

No, I felt bad and of course apologized to him.

Mandy Moore was on Not Skinny But Not Fat. She talked about a lot of things, mostly about motherhood.

“I labored at home for a long time. Then I finally went to the hospital and had been there like all night.”

She said that when she was giving birth, she was taking a long time to push, and she kept apologizing to the doctor. “And the guy was just like scrolling on CNN on his phone while I’m pushing.”

“And then the doctor was saying to the midwife, like—”

“And I hear him complaining to the midwife that there’s a lobster truck outside Cedars. And this was taking a long time, and he probably wasn’t going to get a lobster roll for lunch. And I was like, ‘I am so sorry.'”

“I felt bad and of course apologized to him.”

Oh yeah, she was pretty funny.

I just do not think seafood would be at the top of my dance card.

 This Celeb Took It Too Far...WITH HER SON?!
This Celeb Took It Too Far…WITH HER SON?!

“So a reality TV star with no track record—I’m not sure he’s ever had a job other than reality TV.”

That is L.A. Mayor Karen Bass throwing shade at her opponent. And we do not mean Nithya Raman, who as far as we know was never a reality TV star, though we do have people looking into that.

We got Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass making her final push against Spencer Pratt, and she goes in on him.

“Well, I think that voters have a decision to make between somebody who has been bringing change in our city, reducing homelessness for the first time—homelessness is only going up—or a reality TV star villain.”

And she goes on to talk about how she has brought crime to a sixty-year low and reduced homelessness and all these things. Yes, it has gone down, but it has gone down by three thousand. It is like forty-two thousand instead of forty-five thousand. A rather dubious distinction.

Yes. But Mayor Bass has serious reservations about Spencer’s ability to do the job.

“I know he has no idea how the city government is run.”

That is probably true. That is almost definitely true. He has zero experience in that.

Or it may be a good thing.

No, it is not. It is never a good thing. Ideally, we would like people who have jobs to know how to do them. Yes. In any case, it seems like a lot of L.A. voters have reservations about both Karen and Spencer.

“There are a lot of people who think this is the worst choice we have ever had in L.A.”

Bottom line, all Los Angelenos want what is best for L.A. because we love our city.

This city is a hellhole.

Of course, our differences are what makes us stronger. See you at the voting booth, Mayor Bass.

Thank you.

I appreciate that.

Marilyn Monroe is still breaking records. She would have turned one hundred on June 1st. In celebration of that, Palm Springs had a gathering of Marilyn Monroe look-alikes and set the Guinness World Record for the largest gathering. One thousand thirty-seven Marilyns got together in Palm Springs. And now it is in the record books. A hundred years later and over sixty years after her death, she still is that relevant of a pop culture figure that this is happening.

Well, not just relevant, but in three weeks we have a mind-blowing special on Fox Network about Marilyn Monroe, and it is crazy. Boy, if you think this thing has been put to bed, forget it. It is the coolest thing we have ever done.

Well, you have got 1,037 viewers right there.

There you go.

There was probably such a sad gathering of women. Where are these women? Palm Springs. Palm Springs. I do not know about that. Some of them have beards. Dion, when some of those dresses go up, it is a surprise.

And now, “Hey, rockstar reality show dad, mind if I charge people to look at my feet online?” Starring Bret Michaels’s daughter, Rain.

“Hi, Rain. You look so beautiful. How are you?”

“Oh, thank you.”

So, we got Rain Michaels out, the daughter of Bret Michaels. And she is on this new hit Netflix show, Calabasas Confidential, with a bunch of nepo babies and influencers that live in Calabasas—like Master P’s son, Hercy, and Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin’s daughter, Delilah, ex-boyfriend, Dylan. You know, all your favorites.

“What did your dad think of you? You know, did he watch the show?”

“He is currently watching it. He really likes it.”

“Did he give you any advice on anything?”

“He did. You know, he just said, ‘Be true to yourself.'”

Even if that involves her feet.

“I want you to live out all the stuff you want to do.”

“So, are you okay with me doing FeetFinder then?”

“Yes. If you are into feet, you can buy pics of them by going to FeetFinder.com. Or if you are Quentin Tarantino, by clicking your browser’s home button.”

“Is it really just close-ups of feet?”

“They want you with lotion, rubbing and pulling at each toe. They want to dress up the feet.”

“Ooh, like actual piggies. Did somebody have roast beef for lunch? I mean, if you can make money off your feet, go for it.”

“Would you also be worried that toes are just like a gateway to other things? You start with toes—”

“And then you move to ankles.”

“I would be okay with the ankles. I would be okay with kneecaps.”

“Wait, wait, wait. Are you on camera saying that we are free to make FeetFinder accounts? Because I haven’t done it because I thought you would not be okay with it.”

“We have a deal.”

“You have an exclusive deal on her feet. Tick Tock Toes.”

She is basically her foot pimp. Good luck, Rain. Hope you put your best foot forward. Thank you guys so much.

“Take your time. No rush.”

Marc Jacobs went unrecognized at his own store by his own staff.

“This is Undercover Boss.”

No, but the best part is he is not undercover. He is very much Marc Jacobs. He is not undercover. He is struck thin like a fashion designer.

“Oh, and there is the wave. The one that we showed on the runway. I have one of those already.”

So, he walks in. He is like the only one in the store. The lady, the staff lady, is clueless.

“You know what? I think I like the necklace better. Oh, that is adorable.”

And then he looks at the camera. He is like, “Let us see if we can go the whole way without her knowing who she is helping.”

The reality is most people in this room would not know what Marc Jacobs looks like.

No, I would not either. But if you work for the company, you should know.

If you worked at P.F. Chang’s, if P.F. Chang came in, would you know?

Nice to go unnoticed in your own shop.

Jenny Mollen posting, “Your eldest son will be the most toxic guy you ever date.”

Are boys drawn to their mother that way? Of course, mama’s boy. You are not a mama’s boy? Oh, did your parents not say “love you” every time you left the house?

Oh my god. If my parents did that, I would—

You would what? Be loved and nicer?

So, the Queer Eye star Karamo Brown said that the cast trash-talking him on the hot mic was his last straw.

So what did they say to him? To this day, he still does not know what his castmates said about—

Well, no. No. How do you get upset if you don’t know what is said?

Tom Holland gushing about Zendaya.

Is there such a thing as too much love? Yeah. Yeah. I hope they make it forever and ever and ever.

And now TMZ presents: there is weird, there is really weird, and then there is this.

Jenny Mollen, she is Jason Biggs’s estranged wife, posted these photos with her son. The caption to this post was, “Your eldest son will be the most toxic guy you ever date.”

What? Yes. So Jenny and Jason go through their divorce—which, by the way, sad. Jenny is focused on her young children a little too much, if you ask the internet. They are calling it Oedipal-like. Like, it is gross. And that you should not compare your kid to your boyfriend.

She wrote a Substack. And I kind of think that the Substack talks about what she means.

What is a Substack?

When you have a son, they adore their moms. Like they come out thinking their moms are the greatest thing that has ever happened. And they have just this really close relationship. And Jenny says as the son gets older, he separates more and more, eventually leaving her for good.

Are boys drawn to their mother that way? Of course, mama’s boys. That is the whole thing. You are not a mama’s boy? Really? What were you?

I was independent.

Oh, did your parents not say “love you” every time you left the house?

No. Oh my god. If my parents did that, I would—

You would what? Be loved and nicer.

But in the end, Jenny took down the caption, and no damage was done. So his classmates are seeing this. Oh, I would be horrified. You guys do not have an affectionate family. Everyone just—

No, my mom never rolled between my legs.

Well, you are lost, pal. So, thanks, Jenny. You taught us all an important lesson: don’t date your son. Thought that was a given, but hey, a reminder every now and then does not hurt. Sorry about the divorce, Jenny.

“We had an amazing moment on Spider-Man: Brand New Day.”

Tom Holland was on Good Hang with Amy Poehler, and he was gushing about getting to work with Zendaya. They have two movies coming out this summer—they both are in The Odyssey and *Spider-Man 4*—and he was talking about how he talks to her in a way he does not usually talk to other actors.

“Shot my coverage. We then turned around on Zendaya, and I said to her, I said, ‘Do you think that this scene is working?'”

“Yeah.”

“And she was like, ‘No, I don’t think the scene is working at all.’ And I would never ever dream of saying this to an actress that I wasn’t with.”

Also, I want to say I did not know how much he loved her until I listened to this interview, where he just gushes about her every time.

“As an actress, she is just fearless.”

“Yeah.”

“Ten toes down. Like, I am going to give this everything. I think she is the best actor going. I really think she has something special.”

Is there such a thing as too much love? Yeah. Yeah.

I hope they make it forever and ever and ever.

No, I hope they do, too. But there is such a thing as too much love. Are they at home going—

I love your approximation of what you think love is.

And it is like a hands-free kiss.

“Come to Hollywood where you might be discovered and become a star.”

“Someone who was involved with the show came up to me in front of people and said, ‘You are not a star. You are nothing.'”

Of course, not all the stories are good. That is Karamo Brown opening up about why he walked away from the Queer Eye franchise. He says it was a toxic workplace where he was always made to feel like an outsider. But Karamo Brown said that the cast trash-talking him on the hot mic was his last straw.

We initially broke the story. Karamo’s mom was visiting the set one day, and when he stepped away, he says she overheard his castmates saying nasty things about him.

So what did they say about him?

“To this day, I still don’t know what was said on set. The only thing that I know is the tears that I saw in my mother’s eyes, how upset she was, and that she kept repeating, ‘I thought they were your friends.'”

So he bailed.

How do you get upset if you don’t know what is said?

He said he never asked his mom what it was about.

The idea that he does not know exactly what was said is absurd.

But you believe your mom.

And what if your mom is overprotective? If my mom said, “Never talk to Larry Grossman again”—pardon the bleep here, but I think we speak for everyone when we say, “Who the [bleep] is Larry Grossman?”

Larry Grossman was my best friend. I am going to say, “What did Larry do?”

Yeah, but then your mom just said, “Because I said so.”

Okay. And I am going to say to my mom, “Not good enough.”

Yeah, you are annoying. I do not know what to tell you.

Anyway, hang in there, Karamo. But come on. What did they say? You really do not even know.

Okay.

Cara Delevingne, she is a trooper. So she has relaunched her career. She is now a singer.

She is actually kind of good. So she launched her tour in Germany, but she posted the day before she had emergency root canal surgery. She wrote, “Landed in Berlin to find out I needed an emergency root canal to remove infection from my bone.”

Wow.

And then she wrote, “But the show must go on.” And so she performed. And that must have been incredibly—

Where did you say? Berlin. She did it. Berlin.

I would not go to a German doctor.

Bowen Yang revealed that he went to conversion therapy. When his parents discovered he was gay, they made a deal with him. And they said, “Hey, you can either stay here in Colorado and go to school here, live with us, or you can go to conversion therapy and you can go to school with your sister at NYU.”

So, wait, stay in Colorado or go to the West Village?

Yes. Exactly. Literally, exactly.

He says, well, like, yeah, I will do it. And it was eight weeks. But then his person kind of stumbled a bit on the last session. Started telling a story in the third person about a guy who maybe hooked up with someone else.

“And then my therapist starts to shift into the first person. And then I was like, am I really going to have sex with this guy? And then I did. And then he caught himself shifting into the first person.”

Oh my god.

And then Bowen realizes, like, oh, this guy is also struggling. So he goes to conversion therapy and then he goes to the West Village. “My old therapist is here. It is weird.” Yeah. At the bar. You see the therapist at the bar. He is like, “I am just drumming up business.”

So Kim Kardashian just posted probably the clearest pictures of her and Lewis Hamilton enjoying themselves. There is a video of it also of like Kim K falling over, and it is kind of a cute moment. But I think the bigger thing is this was like a part of a photo dump that really just includes her kids and her close friends and family. So, I mean, he has fully made it.

You remember getting your first bike?

It literally was the best day of my life. The rite of passage is when you go off the curb and you hit yourself. I remember that day when I was going down the walkway and I went under the grass and then went to the curb and it hit the street, and then I hit the bar. And I was like, “Oh my god, look at me go, Dad.” And they were already inside.

I am doing it. I am doing it. How do you know?

 

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