blueface momma EXPOSED Chrisean Jr DNA results are a Mystery to her ! “I DIDN’T SWAB HIM”!
“Not going to be there. He there—he there helping with the baby. So, and the baby—that’s the only father the baby got as of right now. So you got to take what you can get.”
“Yeah.”
“Yeah, they friends be doing too much. Like they co-signers be trying to get their followers up too. So they be on here like, ‘Yeah, the one lady got Jaden’s numbers down so bad.’ She got Jaden over there numbered down so bad. Like, girl, shut up. Let her run her program. Let her clock in. You do too much.”
“Yes.”
“Jonathan—I already know John. Jonathan would never marry. Jonathan would never marry a woman with that many bodies on them. Like, he just would never do it. You see how he is? He’s so picky.”
“He’ll play with trash all day. And I’m not calling nobody trash, but I’m saying he will play in the bushes and the dirt and trash. But actually, like, real situation? It’s not going to happen.”
“It ain’t going to happen.”
“She does voodoo. You think she really do voodoo?”
“I mean, she said she’s going to have her ancestors bite—Croissant.”
“Oh.”
“All right. What’s up with the YouTube family? I’m back again with another video right now. Listen, this is episode 15,524 of the whole Blueface, Blueface Jr., Christian, Christian Junior, Nolla, Carissa—anybody that’s associated with the whole Blueface saga. And shout out to all of the women supporters on my channel, ’cause I’m doing this mainly for y’all. I got so many other videos that I’m going to start dropping besides this because this just happen so consistently. I still be dropping content in between time every day, but y’all know where I’m coming from.”
“Anyway, go, man. On today’s episode—I said like the thing on Dragon Ball Z, man. Anyway, it go, man.”
“Basically, Carissa was just on live addressing certain things. People were coming at her about Christian Jr. They were wondering about the DNA test, and she just kept it 100. You know, she was just basically saying like she really don’t know. They done did all type of different blood tests allegedly, but she didn’t swab the baby because she was scared. She said she didn’t want to get whooped, basically, by Chrisean—to get jumped on and stuff.”
“Can y’all slow down, please? Oh—that means they need to pay for Patreon. That’s right, girl. Let them know I came to the Patreon because the internet had you looking crazy. Said, ‘Well, I like her.’ Let me see. Thank you, girl. ‘Cause all the episodes is there. Okay. Them talking about these kids. All these kids on all the episodes. Go scroll all the way down three years ago. You will see. They’ve been losing their mind. Finding it. Lose it again. Find it. Chrisean Jr. looks like Blueface. They delusional.”
“Didn’t you swab Chrisean Jr.?”
“I didn’t swab him ’cause I was scared. I was scared of what I was going to find. I was really, really scared. I didn’t want to really know. It’s just one of those things where it’s just like—I would rather not know for sure. You know what I mean?”
“Especially after what happened.”
“If he’s there for the baby, then that’s just it. It’s whoever—whoever.”
“I didn’t want to know. But from what I know, it’s what I think the other people might have did, ’cause they all had Q-tips. They passed them out. All the people in the house had a Q-tip. So I don’t know how it went down, but someone—one of them had a Q-tip. Everybody got that, did what they had to do with their Q-tip, and I got scared ’cause I didn’t want to know.”
“Did it hang up? Uh-uh. I mean, the battery didn’t turn on. I think I did.”
“Did you see it? Oh, no. That charger must not be working, huh? So I did not proceed. But there were four other adults in the house with Q-tips.”
“And but what was the result?”
“I didn’t put—turn it in. They might have turned them in. Bo, the daddy, all the people that was there, they might have turned them in, but I didn’t. So they might know over there, but I don’t know over here. I wasn’t there for it.”
“At this point, it don’t even matter. Like, he’s three. They said she putting a filter on him when Blue and Naa was online. They didn’t have no filter on.”
“What do you mean, a filter?”
“They talking about that’s a filter on the baby so we can’t see what he really look like. Oh, can you put filters on the stream? I didn’t know you could put filters on the stream. On Patreon, they said, ‘Why do Naa keep talking about Junior?’ I thought she apologized for that and stopped. I didn’t know if she’s still talking about him. They said yada said that’s not a filter. That baby just plain old cute. And that’s it.”
“If the other possible is not here, people should let Blue—Blueface is good with kids. And that boy thrived. He definitely thrived. Did you get to see any of that?”
“Uh-uh.”
“So Blue had the baby for like twenty-one days.”
“Okay. Yeah, I did see some.”
“He looked like a totally different baby. And now that he’s gone, he looked back sad again.”
“Yeah, I did see that. He looked back like he know where he was so happy. Yeah, you can tell that he was absolutely—but it ain’t even just that, like, oh, ’cause it’s Blueface son. Blue has always been the baby whisperer. All the kids stopped crying at weddings, bar mitzvahs—they all stopped crying when he pick them up. So he do got a way with kids. I don’t know. He don’t got no way with adults, but he got a way with kids.”
“I can’t wait till you and her run into each other. I reached out to her on her other page because I think I had—I think I blocked her and then she blocked me. So we might be blocked from our main pages. But when she said she was about to just let somebody babysit the baby in California, I told her, ‘Let me—I’ll help you watch the baby,’ because giving the baby to another new person in California has to be pure insanity. Jaden ain’t gave her kids to damn new person in ten years. You don’t just pick people to watch your kids like that that fast. That’s just not a good look. It’s not a good look. It’s not a good thing.”
“And all the people she done let watch the kids done had something to say. So for sure I’m going to have something to say, but it’s going to be like a grandma. Y’all hear what I say. She got to work. She got to—you got—and you—but you got to have the right people in place before you just leave your baby somewhere to go to work. They got daycare centers. Yeah, they got public centers where you can get watch them on the video. You don’t just leave your baby with nobody in California.”
“They have agencies that will place a kid—that don’t—that—”
“Yeah, but you don’t really want to do no celebrity kid in no agency, ’cause you never know who you going to get.”
“Yeah, that’s true too. But it’s better than just trying to find somebody off the street or a random person. Oh, I don’t know if it’s a new person or not. It’s a new person to me. I never heard that name before. So maybe y’all know more than I do.”
“If the mother ain’t been around three, four years, they can’t watch my kids. Hey, girl. The baby whisperer. Girl, the kids just stop hollering. Stop screaming in the middle of him.”
“That’s how they were raised.”
“Yeah. Just my youngest daughter is like that, girl. It probably be because they the baby. It’s probably because the babies recognize that they the baby too, ’cause you know they keep that little spoiled brat baby help.”
“Oh girl, we already—you have no other content other than Chrisean.”
“Well, we talked about Ashley today, ma’am. We talked about Rela today, ma’am. We talked about Blue today, ma’am. We talked about Jaden today, ma’am. We talked about Andre today, ma’am. This circus is my content. I am the content owner, rightfully so. These are my children. These are my grandchildren’s parents. And therefore, I will be right here. Okay? So if you don’t like it, you can head on over there to Chrisean’s page.”
“And this why Blue don’t claim baby Chrisean—’cause he absolutely—you. She does not even like her fans. She hates you guys too. Even you dark-skinned ones, the really Black ones, too. She said it. And there’s a reason why she can’t stand y’all—because y’all be talking ludicrous, talking about content. This is my family. This is my family business. If I choose to get on here and talk about my family business, if you don’t like it, don’t have no baby over here. Go have a baby with them. One of them roaches.”
“Girl, I’m trying to read that—I can’t see.”
“Go on over there and have a baby with one of your kids. That’s what they should have did. They should have had a baby with one of your kids. Then we wouldn’t hear about it ’cause wouldn’t nobody know you or your kids. Now, like I said, if you don’t like it, get your ass on over there and talk to her over there. But over here on 21st and Western, on Figueroa and Western, this is what we’re talking about. Okay.”
“Now, who was that? Who else didn’t we—did we forget? Oh, Callie. Mhm. And we talking about Callie now. Who else? Pink Face ass. I ain’t seen Pink Face in two weeks. Okay. All of a sudden, her man real busy. Girl, bye. I will pull up on you on Sunday. I will pull up on Sunday, honey. I know where you live. I will pull up on Sunday, honey.”
“Now, who else did we forget? I definitely don’t like my kids. I should have got in the welfare line when Jesus was passing out them good kids—them good, respectful, wholesome kids in the welfare line. That’s where the good kids is at, baby. Them some good kids. Y’all seen them kids. ‘Cause your kids don’t mess with you neither.”
“Duh. I think she already know it.”
“Duh. But the grandbabies will be over here later on tonight. Grandbabies love me. What they talking about? Grandbabies love me—and they all love me until I didn’t do what they said do. Remember—I only want my mama to come up here to this jail to pick me up and my kids. Just my mama and my kids. I don’t want nobody to come but my mama and my kids. Get out of here. I shouldn’t have went. That’s what I should have did. I should have kept my butt at home.”
“How is Baby John’s? Baby, he looked good on the internet just yesterday. You know, I got to get on here to get my visitation with them on the live just like y’all.”
“I told her I said they was looking for something to do. I said, ‘You could have just brought the baby over here.'”
“Mhm. Joking. Hell.”
“‘Cause if Chrisean feel like bringing the baby over here, she going to make Blue bring the baby over here. She not about to sit there and go back and forth with him. Remember he told her—remember when I went to go see baby Chrisean and she called John and asked him could I go see him? And John was like, ‘Yeah, but you need to clean up ’cause she going to be talking about how dirty your house is and she going to be talking mess. So make sure you clean up first.’ You start cleaning up people house—”
“Girl. I’m like, why is—did she call him to ask him? Y’all remember that. They said—she don’t trust you. Oh my god. Come on.”
“Girl. If you don’t trust your grandbaby over here, keep the—go over there then. Keep doing what you’re doing.”
“That’s what they’re saying. I don’t know if she—I don’t think she—”
“Keep doing what you doing. If you don’t trust the grandmammy, keep doing what you doing. See where that gets you.”
“Grandma going to take care of the kids.”
“What?”
“Can I get a grand—dang.”
“Oh, you ready?”
“Yeah, I’ve been ready. Christian, twenty-six.”
“Oh, that’s—he need a little bit more time. Maybe twenty-eight, twenty-nine.”
“Oh, gosh.”
“Maybe even thirty. Don’t be rushing.”
“I need to spoil somebody.”
“She ready for a grandbaby.”
“They so worried about that not being his baby. Like, who?”
“They worried about both of them not being—so Naa’s fans say that Chrisean Jr. is not John’s. And then Rock’s friends’ fans say that Naa’s baby is not his.”
“They don’t never say Jaden’s babies ain’t his. Both of them look just like him.”
“Well, they was saying Journey wasn’t, but now they know. Now they know she got way too much talent to come from anybody else. But girl, they go back and forth all day. Now these people right here, they love everybody in the family. So they really just like team everybody. They just want all the kids to get all the love and all the support. They don’t be on that wicked time. These people be like, ‘Bitch, leave that.’ But these people truly, truly—they’ve been watching for like three, four years on the Patreon, and so they are really here for the kids. They don’t give up about the grown-ups.”
“Tiffany said, ‘Yes, we have.’ Exactly. So these is people that just want to see the—they be looking forward to the grandkids and hoping and praying that you know Jonathan does the right thing with the baby mamas. As far as, like, his new house and who going to go to the new house, who not going to go to the new house?”
“He—he the Black Hugh Hefner, huh?”
“The Black Hugh Hefner. She did me dirty, didn’t she? She done called Jonathan Hugh Hefner, y’all.”
“You been over Hugh Hefner house?”
“No.”
“Mhm.”
“Family day Sunday once.”
“I know your ass did. I remember.”
“Um, just need Naa to stop talking about somebody. Tell her to stop, please. That’s the only problem I have.”
“So I guess Naa was talking about—I thought she apologized for talking about Junior because I instructed her that that wasn’t—”
“Yeah. And that right there—talking about that baby is like any babies is a no-no.”
“So you know how I feel about this.”
“I thought she apologized, but let Tama will let us know. Did she apologize to Tama or—no. I think she said something like, ‘We all fall and get wrapped up in our feelings,’ and she apologized.”
“Yeah, that’s good.”
“She over here said to do it something. ‘Wasn’t you almost dead?’ Um, so luckily I was never almost dead, never in any pain, never didn’t even know nothing was wrong with me. So what had happened was Jesus sent me by the hospital to get a checkup, and boom, they fixed whatever, and then I went home the next day. And yeah, that’s how Jesus works for me. I hope he works for you that way. I hope you don’t get sick and then have to go to the hospital. I hope you have a relationship with Jesus that he catch it and you don’t even know what the—kind of like me. Um, but yeah. And if I die, I’m going to heaven. And I have lived a very good life. So if I ever die, know I have lived an amazing life. So whenever Jesus is ready for me, baby, I don’t have a problem with going.”
“You on the other hand—as long as him and Jaden are cool, can you see that? The rest of them get what they deserve.”
“Tanya said, ‘As long as him and Jaden is cool, the rest of them get what they deserve.’ I kind of agree. Um, but I think the people that came after he got out of jail had rights because he wasn’t—he was single when he got out of jail. So Junior’s a toddler, not a baby.”
“They all babies to us.”
“Yeah, they all babies to us, baby.”
“My baby’s sixteen and he’s still my baby.”
“These is all babies to us. Girl, Jonathan is still our baby. You hear her over here talking about Jonathan eating a whole pot of spaghetti. Girl—a whole pot. She was talking about him in the past days, and I don’t like that.”
“Well, if she was talking about him in the past days, okay, ’cause she shouldn’t be talking about nobody’s kids in the last days. Now, if she just said something like he need to go get his therapy or just basic stuff, then it is what it is. That’s the truth. That’s not talking about somebody. I mean, we may sit here and be like, ‘I hope she gets the therapy going.’ You know what I mean? But that don’t mean we talking about him. Even me buying him a thing for his head—soon as I bought that thing for his head, he had a whole black knot on his head. And if he would have had that thing on, that wouldn’t happen to his head. So some people be on here just gaslighting and don’t even understand what’s going on. If a baby can’t walk yet and he’s moving around rapidly and at a fast pace, he needs a guard around his head so he don’t hurt himself.”
“Yeah, because he’s—”
“Hell, Andre’s baby had to wear a helmet for a little while because her head was big when she was born. That don’t mean nothing.”
“But if you so embarrassed and worried about what people think about you—”
“It’s good to have it all.”
“Exactly. And I bought a couple. So if he come over here, he putting that on. I don’t care who don’t like it. He ain’t going to be falling out, bumping his head on my floor.”
“Yeah. And there’s nothing wrong with him either.”
“No, but they get on here and they’ll make it like, ‘Oh, you trying—’ That’s why I don’t like—That’s why nobody don’t like her fans. Then you get on their page and they be the main one talking about, ‘I’m glad I don’t be on my kids’ business.’ Let’s not go click on the page. She like this—the day I got my kids back after they was gone for two months. I had lost custody for two months. Like, that’s telling your kids’ business. No, you just—nobody cares ’cause nobody knows your kid. She on her whole page, she talking about her—all of y’all talking about y’all kids. Just nobody—we don’t know to go click on there. But I be clicking on y’all pages when y’all be talking mess.”
“And I be seeing them little bastard-ass kids with no daddies and mismatched-ass shoes, hair not combed, and y’all don’t give—we be looking.”
“And they be looking cute. Nails done, hair done—”
“Hair done. The woman got her whole booty cheek out with the Victoria’s Secret thongs on, and kids got on them cheap-ass clothes.”
“They got on Spider-Man light-up shoes.”
“Like, girl—that sneak dissed the little boy every day. She was tough. I told her—I told her I would never talk about nobody’s baby being—if I just had a baby, I’d be too scared.”
“I’ll be too scared.”
“I think she did—I think she did say something like John—John only said he got two baby mamas, but that’s what he said.”
“That’s not talking about the kid, though. That’s what John said. But then they get mad ’cause it’s like, ‘Oh, she’s laughing ’cause John not claiming a baby.’ I mean, I feel away sometimes when she say that too, because it’s like, you know, he got a baby on the way and you know he got more than one—more than two baby mamas. So as a woman, then when he leave you high and dry, then you can’t—”
“The—going to be talking.”
“Yeah. Yeah. You can’t be crying about it. When he leave you with your kid and don’t see your kid for two months, you can’t be laughing at nobody else. And that’s normal protocol. Did your baby daddy get to see—you don’t get to see your kids all the time ’cause your son—your son raised by his dad, right?”
“My son don’t want to come see me because he’s saying it’s boring out here.”
“But I’m saying—not telling your business, but I’m saying your son—”
“No, he goes—yeah. So when y’all got to take—when we first when we first separated, he wanted to stay in school out there in LA. So, you know, we let him stay, you know, go to school out there, came with me on the weekends and holidays and summer. And sometimes it might be two, three weeks might go by that they—”
“I just saw him.”
“You be in motion. When you don’t live—when you not with the person no more, you don’t get to be with the kid every day. It might be—go by—yeah, you don’t—”
“Not every day, but now I barely see my child ’cause he a teenager and he just—he got stuff he want to do.”
“Yeah, so I mean, the only time I really—and that’s why I’m really telling John, ‘You need to hurry up,’ because Javon is about to be a teenager. He about to hit double digits. So in a minute, he’s not going to want to be bothered with hanging out with us.”
“Uh-uh. Show up.”
“She was talking about he has claimed Junior many times. I have seen it. I have seen him claim him many times. Like when he got out of jail and he told me that all the kids was coming, and he got mad at me and was like, ‘You’re not doing the right thing if my kids don’t know they got a sibling.’ And that wasn’t my responsibility to tell them because I don’t want them to—I wasn’t going to tell them they got a sibling and they never meet them.”
“Right? That’s what I’m saying. Like, that’s your responsibility to tell your kids that you have more kids. I’m not fixing to tell them that while you in jail and then this lady don’t never let them see him or his—they mama don’t never let them see him.”
“Right. Right. And Journey is going to keep at, ‘Where’s my brother? I have a brother. Where’s my little brother?'”
“Exactly. Like, what y’all doing? Where is the baby at? Thank you, Yoli. She said, ‘Carissa, keep up the good work.’ Girl, I’m banned now. Andre mad at me now because I talked to Katie, and Blue don’t talk to me because I talked to Rela. Literally, they have no other reason that they’re mad at me other than those reasons. I’m every pedophile and all kind of stuff in the book right now because they’re mad that I talk to their baby mamas. That’s why they both mad at me. Both of them is pissed. You think I give up?”
“Grateful for that. They should be grateful when God showed them one day that your mama saved you by keeping your kids, you know, knowing who you is and what’s going on about you. Just ’cause you couldn’t see your kid—Andre couldn’t see his daughter, so he got jealous that I could.”
“Whose fault is that? I don’t got nothing to do with you. Matter of fact, I don’t even really like y’all like that. Both of y’all get on my last nerves with them attitudes. They mad at me ’cause they don’t want me talking to their baby mama. Well, you wasn’t mad when you was over there getting some of that—when you was over there digging all up in that, leaving them seeds. You wasn’t mad. Now you mad. I don’t want to talk to her. I don’t want her to have none of my clout. Get out of here, crybaby.”
“Yeah. I have to talk to who they—so his dad and everybody around him, they have to talk to who they can only talk to who he talks to. So if he don’t put them, then they can’t talk to him. That’s how he got them feeling—you not running stuff like that with me. Tell me who to talk to just ’cause you don’t talk to him.”
“If you don’t get out of here.”
“I told you who he was.”
“Who?”
“That Black Hugh Hefner.”
“Oh, he going to control who the people talk to. Girl, bye. You don’t pay none of my bills to tell me who to talk to. And yeah, I’m not counting on you. I’m not counting on one of them to come change my diapers. Katie and Rela going to come change my diapers before Blue and Andre. Andre ain’t never gave me nothing in life. Some letters from jail. He ain’t even gave me no flowers. Out of here, crybaby.”
“Blue is mad at me and not speaking to me. And I have proof, because I talked to Rela because I wanted to help Rela through her situation and prepare for another grandbaby. That’s why my son don’t—me. That’s why. And if you think I give a—you should come over here and kiss the crack of my behind to see if I do, so I can fart right on your face. ‘Cause I don’t. They don’t care about me and I don’t care about them. And they better not drop the soap.”
“Oh—don’t drop that soap.”
“Don’t drop that soap. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Don’t drop that soap. ‘Cause if you do, I’m going to tell it. Crybaby out.”
“And I used to be like, ‘How do people’s mamas not—their kids?’ I used to be like one of those moms like, ‘Damn, how could you not forgive your kid? How could you not mess with your kid?'”
“How can a kid not mess with their mama, girl?”
“Question.”
“Well, that happens all the time because they don’t get their way. They’re going to hell. Those people, those type of people that do their mama like that going to hell. They’re not even really here. They’re going to hell. They’re going straight to hell if they don’t fix their ways. If you can’t be respectful to your mom, you can’t be respectful to God. Period. If you can’t be respectful to your mom, you can’t be respectful to God. They’re not—I don’t even—I pray for them every day, but they’re not really here. We got to pray for them to come back to reality.”
“I don’t even know how your hood let you talk about your mom. Like the hood—what’s the hood for? The hood should be DP-ing your behind for disrespecting your mama. ‘Cause if you disrespect your mama, you going to disrespect your hood. Period. Get out of here.”
“Now, I do understand that if somebody say that they don’t—they son—they want him to go to jail, they want him to—I don’t get you. I don’t give a—if y’all make up or not. I don’t quit you, okay? And I’m watching you and I will do you. And that’s just what it is. As a mom, I will never mess with you. If you say anything evil about one of my kids, I will never mess with you. Period.”
“But the people that they’re demanding that I not talk to, that they would prefer me to talk to—are you cool? Oh, you dumb. You sat in jail for two years. I’m not with them people. I’m not doing it. I don’t give a—and I don’t care how mad you get. I don’t care if you married. I’m not—I’m sorry. I’m never going to be cool with a person that—and we don’t—we didn’t have friends. We done fell out and became friends back ten years later.”
“You ever wish on somebody?”
“Oh, no.”
“Ever wish any of your baby daddies—all we went through divorce. Nope.”
“Ain’t never wishing on nobody.”
“So why would I have—reduces herself to words like that? That’s not a real person. That’s the devil. That’s evil. They’re going to hell.”
“So no, I could see, you know, but nope. Not his—not his friends and his family. They had Kiki and kick it with them. My sister asked me, ‘You think I should go hang out with that person and that person?’ You going to go hang out with a wish on my son? Is you cool? Like, is you cool?”
“Obviously not.”
“I can see you like hanging out with the baby and maybe, you know, the baby stuff. But you seen my mama the day she put that camera on my mom—my mom was like, ‘Did you—’ No, you never put that camera on my mom again. Even though my mom not a—my mom don’t—even though we got our thing going on, she not about to let you hurt twice. Like, she don’t play like that. She don’t play them type of games. You done already said some stuff about John that they not having.”
“I have never—you have never seen me hang out with Naa. You ain’t even seen me see her son yet. You have not seen me hanging out, going to lunch, none of that. You’ve never seen her at my home. You’ve never seen any of that. So you don’t know what’s what. The feeling might be mutual. But I respect the fact that she will call and FaceTime me so I can see my grandson. I respect and appreciate her being a human. So her checking on me when I was sick or calling me with the baby—I respect that.”
“But is she like the type of daughter-in-law or somebody like, ‘I’ll be happy to hang out with and, oh, this my daughter-in-law’? No, probably not. Probably not.”
“Would you give it a chance?”
“Um—yes.”
“Jonathan—he would never—Jonathan would never marry a woman with that many bodies on them. Like, he just would never do it. You see how he is? He’s so picky.”
“He’ll play with trash all day. And I’m not calling nobody trash, but I’m saying he will play in the bushes and the dirt and trash. But actually, like, real situation? It’s not going to happen.”
“It ain’t going to happen.”
“She does voodoo. You think she really do voodoo?”
“I mean, she said she’s going to have her ancestors bite Chrisean.”
“Oh, did you—she said she was going to have the ancestors bite Chrisean? I’m like, what does that mean? Okay. Got to pray. Got to pray three times for my kids and grandkids over here.”
“I’ma have my ancestors bite Christian.”
“That’s what she said. I don’t know what that mean, but the metaphor was just very disturbing. It was very disturbing. Um, she’s a liar. That’s why even Blue says she lies. All Aries lie. All Aries. That’s why—remember when I said he need an Aries? Because I know they had do him devil dog dirty. I remember when I said he need an Aries. I didn’t even know she was an Aries. I just know Aries over and not give a—Aries.”
“Yes. And I learned that afterwards. I didn’t know that. I was just being funny, like, I know what he need. Um, so he hasn’t met his wife yet then.”
“No. Jonathan is a long way from meeting a wife. One of them would have to give him $3 million for him to marry him. Literally, he would do it for three million. He would marry one of them for $3 million. Three million. He would do it. I know him. He’s a—he needs Jesus. He needs Jesus. Joseph and Mary. Okay.”
“I’m an Aries, 4/14. I’m brutally honest, mean, upfront, and loyal. You might got some loyalty in you, honey. But if the right sucker come along, you going to forget all about that loyalty. And it ain’t even got to be a pocketbook. He could just have a nice package. I’m just saying. I know y’all.”
“Jonathan went in there to try to get married—that cross would fall off the wall. Y’all seen the man—get the cross would fall on the floor if Jonathan try to go in there and get married. That cross going to fall off the wall. Okay. He ain’t ready for nobody’s marriage. He don’t like none of these.”
“But if they come up with $3 million, he going to change his mind real quick. He going to the highest bidder. We already know that. Mama going to the highest bidder.”
“We should do an auction. We got to auction him off, girl. We going to do—45, 55, 75, 35. Hold to the—with a bald head—with $3 million. Hold to the—with the tattoo on her face.”
“Oh—”
“Jaden on her.”
“Yeah, they do it in caps. You know, we can’t—Jaden said the rotation is not rotationing. She don’t want enough parts of the rotation. She said that. I’ma just sit over here with my cornbread. Girl, we in everybody business, okay? It’s our business. We in everybody’s business.”
“Did they say stay out of his business?”
“I don’t know what the—she said, but this is his business—is my business. I’m on the birth certificate. I’m on the birth certificate. So until he get a—to replace me on that birth certificate, I’m all you get. You got that, hoe? ‘Cause remember when he was in jail, he said, ‘You can say whatever you want to say.’ Then when he got out, now I can’t say whatever I want to say.”
“Boy, if you don’t get the—out of here.”
