Hilarious Starts With… Questions That BROKE Steve Harvey!

Hilarious Starts With… Questions That BROKE Steve Harvey!

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Top seven answers on the board.

“Name a food starting with C that you can hand feed your lover.”

“Cake.”

“Cake. All right. Now, cake.”

“We’re going to play, C.”

“We going to play. Let’s go.”

“Letter. Name a food starting with C that you hand feed your lover.”

“Cheese.”

“What?”

“Cheese.”

“That ain’t sexy.”

“Cheese.”

“I can’t believe that’s—”

“Give me a food starting with a C you hand feed your lover.”

“I’m going to go with chocolate.”

“Yeah. Come on, boy.”

“Chocolate.”

“Miss Dana, you married?”

“I am married.”

“Oh, this right up your alley. Then name a food starting with a C you hand feed your lover.”

“Cookies.”

“You got crumbs in the bed. Cookies.”

“Come on, Mo. Give me a food starting with a C you hand feed your lover.”

“Uh, cantaloupe.”

“Cantaloupe.”

“We only got one strike.”

“Crackers.”

“What?”

“Crackers.”

“Go with the cheese.”

“Cheese and crackers.”

“Cheese and crackers. Good answer.”

“Crackers.”

“Name a food starting with C that you might hand feed your lover.”

“A carrot.”

“Carrot.”

“This the best game I’ve ever had. Come on. I don’t care what you say. This is good. Two strikes. Rich family can steal. Name a food starting with C that you hand feed your lover.”

“Chips.”

“Chips. We got one answer left. I’ma just put these cards down ’cause y’all have stunned me. Name a food starting with C that you can feed your lover.”

“Chicken.”

“Chicken.”

“Cherries. Cherries. Cherries. Cherries.”

“Name a food starting with the letter C you can hand feed your lover.”

“Cherries.”

“Cherries.”

Six answers on the board.

“Give me a boy’s name that starts with M.”

“Michael.”

“Michael. Good play, Steve.”

“Kelsey, give me a boy’s name that starts with M.”

“Mark.”

“Dylan. Boy’s name that starts with M.”

“Can I get Miguel?”

“You can get it.”

“Can I get Miguel? Yeah. Miguel.”

“Jeff. Give me a boy’s name starts with M.”

“I’ma go with Mitch.”

“Mitch.”

“We got two strikes. We’re going a little bit too fast now. We got to slow it down. Alyssa, give me a boy’s name that starts with M.”

“How about Matthew?”

“Matthew.”

“Okay.”

“Aaron, two strikes, the family can steal. Give me a boy’s name start with M.”

“Mason.”

“Mason.”

“We’re down to the names that only have two people saying it. So you got to be good now. Give me a boy’s name that starts with M.”

“I’m going to go with Melvin.”

“Good answer. Good answer. It’s up there.”

“All right. It’s up there. Good answer. Now, yeah, we off into the Black names now.”

“Hell yeah. All the Black people going, ‘Why? Why ain’t they been said that?'”

“Belle. Little male. Melvin.”

“Melvin.”

“Junior, boy’s name starts with an M.”

“Mario, Steve.”

“What?”

“Mario.”

“I thought that was—”

“Mario.”

“Number six. Malvin.”

“Told you, right up there with Melvin.”

“Number five.”

“Maverick.”

Four answers on the board.

“Give me a country that starts with S.”

“Spain.”

“Spain.”

“We’re going to play.”

“Okay.”

“Hey, Riley, give me a country that starts with S.”

“How about Sudan?”

“Sudan.”

“Sandy, give me a country that starts with S.”

“Switzerland.”

“Switzerland.”

“Ray, give me a country that starts with S.”

“Swaziland.”

“Swaziland.”

“All right, we got two strikes, Veronica. We got to slow down a little bit. Now listen to me. You give me the answer, we there, we still alive. But if it’s not there, the other family can steal and play sudden death.”

“Sweden.”

“Sweden.”

“Jennifer, one answer left. You give me this one answer, your family wins this game. But this time you have two strikes. If it’s not there, the other family can steal and they will win. Jennifer, give me a country that starts with S.”

“Scotland.”

“What?”

“Scotland.”

“Huh?”

“Scotland.”

“Oh, okay.”

“Scotland for the win.”

“That was a good family. I got one answer. One answer only. You give me that answer, your family steals. Your family wins this game. But if it’s not there, the Jennings family wins the game. Give me a country that starts with S.”

“South Africa.”

“South Africa.”

“This is for the win. South Africa.”

Four answers on the board.

“Name an occupation that begins with the letter J.”

“Jogging.”

“The jogger. Yeah, the jogging. You know, the jogging people. Janitor.”

“Janitor.”

“Well, Steve, that’s the only one I know. Name an occupation that begins with the letter J.”

“A judge.”

“A judge. Your honor. Name an occupation that begins with the letter J.”

“Jeweler.”

“Jeweler.”

“Alex, name an occupation begins with the letter J.”

“A jockey.”

“Good answer. A jockey. I got one answer left. Jessica, listen to me. If you give me this answer, your family gets a chance to play sudden death. Name an occupation that begins with the letter J.”

“Jobless.”

“Oh, good one.”

“Jobless.”

“Steve, one answer left. You give me that answer, your family plays sudden death. But this time you have two strikes. If it’s not there, the other family can steal and win. Name an occupation that begins with the letter J.”

“Juggler.”

“A juggler.”

“Come on. One answer left. Yes. Give me this answer. Your family steals. Your family wins the game.”

“Let’s go.”

“Flat out wins it. You got it. But if it’s not there, the other family plays sudden death. This ends it or extends it. Name an occupation that begins with the letter J.”

“Steve, we’re going to go with journalist.”

“Journalist.”

Four answers on the board.

“Name a living celebrity whose first name starts with the letter O.”

“Oprah.”

“Oprah. Okay, it’s the only one I know.”

“Good luck. Name a living celebrity whose first name starts with the letter O.”

“OJ Simpson.”

“You do know he gone.”

“Is he?”

“Is he? Yeah. Yeah, he gone. I know you didn’t know. ‘Cause you said it so fast and so loud. OJ Simpson. Yeah. Damn it. OJ Simpson.”

“Name a living celebrity whose first name starts with the letter O.”

“Obama. Barack Obama.”

“Obama.”

“We got two strikes. If it’s there, we’re still alive. If it’s not there, the other family can steal and play sudden death. Name a living celebrity whose first name starts with the letter O.”

“Odell Beckham.”

“Odell. I’m surprised you know that. That is so random. That’s Beckham.”

“Well, family, we did the same thing last time. You had no points. I came over here. You can steal if it’s up there, and you going to play sudden death. If it’s not up there, the other family wins the game. Name a living celebrity whose first name starts with the letter O.”

“Odell Beckham Jr.”

“Oh, Junior.”

Number four. Three. Number two.

“Top six answers on the board, ladies. Here we go. Give me a word starting with H a man might use to describe his wife.”

“Hot.”

“Hot. They going to play.”

“Heather, give me a word starting with H a man might use to describe his wife.”

“Hell of a good kisser.”

“It’s up there. Okay. Hell of a good kisser.”

“Tammy, give me a word starting with H a man might use to describe his wife.”

“Hard worker.”

“That’s a good one. Hard worker.”

“Candace, we got two strikes. You got to be careful now. Brow family can steal.”

“Heavy.”

“No.”

“Make it happen.”

“It’s better than fat.”

“Heaven.”

“Give me a word starting with H a man might use to describe his wife.”

“Happy.”

“Happy. That’s Margaret. She’s happy. Happy.”

Six. Five. Four. There we go. Three.

Four answers on the board.

“Tell me a US city that starts with B.”

“Boston.”

“Boston.”

“Tasha.”

“Yes.”

“Tell me a US city that starts with B.”

“Birmingham.”

“Birmingham.”

“Terry, tell me a US city that starts with B.”

“Baltimore.”

“Baltimore.”

“Travis, I got one answer left. You give me that one answer, your family is about to play sudden death. If it’s not there, you’re still alive. You have no strikes. Tell me a US city that starts with B.”

“See if we can go with Bakersfield.”

“Bakersfield.”

“Tiffany, one answer left. Give me that one answer. Your family’s going to play sudden death. If it’s not there, you’re still alive. You only got one strike. Tell me a US city that starts with B.”

“Burlington.”

“Where’s Burlington at?”

“Burlington, Kansas.”

“Burlington.”

“One answer left. And we got two strikes now. If it’s not there, the other family can steal and win. They look pretty confident. They’re not discussing it. They have an answer.”

“Boise.”

“Boise.”

“The confidence on this side of the room is illuminating. One answer left. You give it to me, your family steals. Your family wins this game. But if it’s not there, the other family is going to get a chance to play sudden death. Tell me a US city that starts with B.”

“We’re gonna go with Buffalo.”

“Buffalo.”

Five answers on the board.

“Here we go. Name a word starting with the letter S that—”

“Spaghetti.”

“Spaghetti.”

“Name a word starting with the letter S that dogs seem to understand.”

“Stop.”

“Stop.”

“Renee, name a word starting with the letter S that dogs seem to understand.”

“They probably don’t want a shampoo.”

“Shampoo. Time for your shampoo. Shampoo.”

“Okay. Name a word starting with the letter S that dogs seem to understand.”

“Scream at them.”

“Can you scream?”

“Scream at him.”

“Scream at him. Come on. Name a word starting with the letter S that dogs seem to understand.”

“Stay.”

“Stay.”

“Two strikes. Noble family can steal. Sabrina, give me a word starting with the letter S the dogs seem to understand.”

“Sit.”

“Sit.”

“Miss Grace, maybe you meant like this.”

“Oh, we got two strikes. We got to be careful. Noble family can steal. Name a word starting with the letter S that dogs seem to understand.”

“Sergeant.”

“Get out of there. Get out.”

“It start with the S.”

“Yeah. Start with—”

“Sergeant.”

“Sergeant. His name.”

“Sergeant.”

“Name a word that starts with an S that a dog would understand.”

“We’re going to go with speak.”

“Speak.”

Number five. Four.

Six answers on the board.

“Give me a word starting with I that describes your husband.”

“Ignorant.”

“Ignorant.”

“Irritating.”

“Irritating.”

“Give me a word starting with I that describes your husband.”

“Intelligent.”

“Intelligent. Yeah.”

“All right. B, give me a word starting with an I that describes your husband.”

“Interesting.”

“Interesting.”

“Brandon, give me a word starting with I that describes your husband.”

“Influential.”

“Influential. Listen to me. He ain’t got an answer. Ever. It’s the funniest thing. Now, you saw him in the challenge round. He got the number two answer. He good at that challenge round. But when he get in this spot right here, Lord have mercy, this man just falls apart.”

“Strength and weakness. Strengths and weaknesses.”

“Huh?”

“Strengths and weaknesses.”

“All right, Candy, give me a word starting with the I that describes your husband.”

“Irresistible.”

“Irresistible.”

“All right, we got two strikes. We got to be careful. Other family could steal. A word starting with I that describes your husband.”

“Irritable.”

“Is that different?”

“She can’t think of nothing else. You irritating and irritable.”

“A word starting with I that describes your husband.”

“Okay, he’s not. But the number one answer is idiot.”

“That’s an idiot.”

Number five.

“Answers on the board. We ask 100 women, give me a word starting with F you’d use to describe Steve Harvey.”

“Funny.”

“Funny. All right, I’m just going to say this once. We asked 100 women.”

“100 women. Marnie, remember a word starting with F you use to describe Steve Harvey?”

“Fit.”

“Fit. Good answer. Fit. Like—fit from the front. Fit.”

“A hundred damn people. Don’t nobody think I’m fit.”

“Michael, give me a word starting with F you use to describe Steve Harvey. 100 women.”

“Fantastic.”

“Fantastic.”

“All right, we’re going too fast now. Miss Erica, you got to slow down. Dorsey family can steal. Give me a word—whatever you use to describe Steve Harvey.”

“I’m going to say fine.”

“Watch yourself now. Can I high five your wife?”

“High five. Fine.”

“Hey, Ty. We got two strikes. We got to be careful, man. Dawson family can steal.”

“I’m going to say fashionable.”

“Fashionable.”

“Family. We ask 100 women, give me a word starting with F you describe Steve Harvey.”

“Famous.”

“Famous.”

Number six. Five. Fancy. Four. Friendly.

Seven answers on the board.

“We asked 100 married men, tell me a B word that describes your wife’s bottom.”

“Big.”

“Big. Steve, guess what? We will play.”

“Okay, let’s go.”

“Martina, talk to 100 married men. I’m going to say this one time. We ask 100 married men—100 married men—tell me a B word that describes your wife’s bottom.”

“I’m going to say bootylicious.”

“Bootylicious.”

“Andrew, a B word describes your wife’s bottom.”

“Bouncy.”

“Bouncy.”

“Hey, Miss Debbie.”

“Yes.”

“Tell me a B word to describe your wife’s bottom.”

“Behind.”

“Behind.”

“Marsha, tell me a B word that describes your wife’s bottom.”

“Beautiful, Steve.”

“Beautiful.”

“Maria, give me a B word that describes your wife’s bottom.”

“Bodacious.”

“Bodacious.”

“Martina, give me a B word that describes your wife’s bottom.”

“I’m going to say bendable.”

“That’s my favorite damn house. It’s bendable. Thank you, Lord.”

“We got two strikes. Got to be careful, and dude—Nash family can steal.”

“Back.”

“Baby got back.”

“Baby got back. Baby got back.”

“David, tell me a B word that describes your wife’s bottom.”

“Bubbly.”

“That’s bubbly.”

Number five.

Six answers on the board.

“Name a B word that describes your belly.”

“Big.”

“Big.”

“Name a B word that describes your belly.”

“Bubba.”

“Bubba. Bubba. Ma, name a B word that describes your belly.”

“Ball.”

“You—you—you see them panels up there?”

“Mhm.”

“What you trying to do is try to make them go ding? That what you trying?”

“Yes, sir. Yes, sir.”

“Try to get them go ding.”

“I’m familiar.”

“Good answer. Like that. It’s up there. All right, we got two strikes now. We got to be careful. Allan family can steal.”

“Burley.”

“Burley, man. Come on. You got it. Name a B word that describes your belly.”

“Bloated.”

“Yeah. Load it.”

Number six. Number five. Four. Three. Beautiful.

Disclaimer: This story is fictional and created for entertainment purposes only. Any names, characters, places, or events are fictitious or used fictitiously. No real person or organization is intended to be portrayed.

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